My Name Was Saul. I Was a Good Man.

I used to work in a department store.

They slit my throat and called me chore boy.

I broke my foot in the freezing snow.

I shaved my leg with a sewing needle

I gave Lee Iacocca a lower back tattoo.

He wired me ten thousand yen from a Norwegian zoo.

My name was Saul. I was a good man.

My mother's ceiling was a dripping tycoon.

The slutty uniform of the rabid Typhoon