I borrow candles for my best sick friend

I'm not going back to Jaipur

I'm a snell man in a snow tool

Permits Admissible

Sleep for Nothing

CAR GAME

a short piece of postcard-ware about dreams and . . .                                              automobiles

papercookies

Racing

Play in browser

A five thousand dollar apology

Kill God, kill dead, kill fuck, kill anything you can think of

Right after I got up this morning i was singing the kids in the hall theme. I thought about the god is dead sketch

Having an average weekend

Its nice

Yes City against Young Women

A Mlif by the Neoc unrelated sisters

Unpack the Ridges of Bloom

Gotta fly to san diego

What were the Sun

Things of the meaning

Of san diego

i do not fit inside of myself

I'm going to live in a Kohl's

My heart is cold

and I wanna be old


It's Saturday morning

because the new moon is rising

I am opening a box

and my heart is pounding

because I just read a letter

from the governor writing,


      I won't let you down

I won't let you ruin this town

Friday, April Third, Twenty Twenty

it's 17:08


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it's 17:25

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Open:  Fe Tones , young , dedicated topologist , reclines kinetically . For years justice wanes subconsciously.

Em , realistic , keratinous , soothsaying XC ( 90 year old )   soul searching

verily lies

free write

'rowin' in spirals like the letter that comes after F and before H that does not work on this keyboard

Hi my name is re

 - -  My love is intrinsic to the you that surpesses Me

Holy Months derive a pot, Mescalinely

ggggggg - this tablet keybeard does work all the letters , When I Stand Up

I under stand

we must all be growing like little Green plants like flowers and babies and Rice that Children eat and run 11 minutes or 10 miles whichever is Later

Mom and I are going to eat food in a few minutes,

i ate a slice of supreme stuffed crust about an hour ago

i listened to the latest Heidecker office hours a bit ago

and i put on the previous one a few ago

We learn about the Life 3 and Animal Organisms

We play and create and our Mind Soul grows

Like the Light of Our Eternal Resonance

We feel lite and happ

We need More

I make a Real Person out of the Idea and Free Unit Components

A point of the Data, an indivisible Truth


The End


Hao woke at 6:70 and put on the shoes. he wore hospital like

He made yoghurt and ate it healthy

He called Sia and they made a plan to remake the Gross Place

They herald the new News and Believe the Voice of Hope and Bereavement

Just after 5:90

Hao

dematerializes and recreates eternity

which is to mean to you

that Hao leaves the Busy Place

and dances to feel the Lome

then  His olny  99  friendliests

Make another Friend List

Happen to Inspire and Redefine

then the Star free forms and Blooms

We Design Lofts to Ensure 99 percent success for 99 percent of


they

 . . . .    end

Dearest Doctor Drew

So I lie on a rug totally relaxed in probably perfect alignment

like yoga

then I flex my back and hold and stand up strait and stay that way to keep good posture happy life love everyone

I relax and maintain and flex every other muscle from my butt to my third spine in the back of my head . . .

OK, I have no spines or bones

I'm a cat

I'm a cloud

i'm a pile of bones

never anything

never nothing


65 pain neurons tell me this will never end

and pain is all I really am

Can you sleep?

Can you ever want to wake up?



Dearest Scooter

Rapid Milk Detention


Mango Trays


Cheese Trails


Dirty Psalm


I do not entail


All of this  Proper  Dust

Let's get a box of each conspiracy and shuffelem all up so there could be 15 rares or schemes in one

We should reflate the back nine

then I can sponge the quarter prospect

started about 11 a m

The Very Tip of the Lobe



i have read about 45 pages of  In Watermelon Sugar

aaron gave it to me. a guy at bhs, who he likes, gave it to him

i like it a lot .  it reminds me of things i write

it makes me a bit sad , nostalgic and claustrophobic

it seems like average quality writing - - i don't why i thought that. he writes simply at times, and strangely, but it is really good and actually deep and complex.

Brautigan's life story makes me sad

he seems to have a wonderful , imaginative , humourous  way

   about him

I think it has been about 6 days since i came


i felt bad this morning ,  a bit hungover i think

i was getting ready very slowly then texted jesse and said , i started getting sick and i was not going to make it today.

i drank a bit of coffee and took 2 bites of sausage and pooped a bit

i took a bunch of medicine , pepto and a laxative .  i am very careless often


sometimes when i feel anxious i tell myself ,  i don't care ,  it doesn't matter , nothing

matters.  i shouldn't do that. it doesn't help

yesterday i thought ,

            I do not know. I wonder if I ever really care


aaron and i hung out for a couple hours on saturday, around 12

it was nice, he talked a lot about Inland Empire and Until the End of the World

and he began to demolish their bedroom wall to move the door

bobby has colon cancer and is on chemo

if bobby gets better they want to get their own place

it is a kind of bad situation causing bad feelings


Oh well

                       i just read  Under the Plank Press

fre'ds bat

Mom said she will take a shower and right after i thought,    I will drink wine [ so i

feel good and relaxed ]

i do not want her to find out i drink too much wine


OK . .  I just drank a glass or 2 , strait from the box . . of Fish Eye from Aus.

i keep rubbin' my nipples

at night in bed , i have been edging , listening and watching , the People revealing , sharing

. .  you know . . how does it get worse?

it gets better

Trust Some One

Now Love Yourself , God Fugging

Lord Love a duCk

have too muck Fun


My mom will go fetch teeth whitener from the dentist at 1 p m

she may be gone for a  boot 1 houra

i feel chilly  and a bit tippsy

i changed clothes , hooody socks

i whispered 'cunt' and 'n*gge*' to myself a lot

I feel a bit guilty for exaggerating and lying to stay home today

also i feel this is way better

than getting worn out and waiting and wondering if we can do anything right and WHY . . . at work

lot of Ws

Work, Why, Wonder, Wait, Worn


Broccoli   Honey


BH are my mother's initials


she is making herself lunch

i'm on the chapter   Until Lunch


it is 11:41

i mite eat a fiesta bowl of rice and butter and garlix alt

i think it green

i find it
                    funny


there is something about cancer. I think i want some.

it is weird


yesterday i heard the Ear Biscuits , Life and Loss of Ben

it is amazing


it is 11 49

my mothra is listening to a covid19 white house press conference


i feel funny . .  ha [:

i had insane dreams last night

i slept more deeply than usual


Better call Saul , Dedicado a Max is really good {:

we saw it last night

we ate the rest of the ginger garlic Indonesian chicken legs

and yeast rolls . . nice ,  soft ,  warm ,  salty

i had the last one this morn ,  chunk of butter



okay

i am gonna eat rice now

later, bye

it is 12 01

-- i watched Wheezy Waiter , craig ,  We Stopped Drinking Alcohol for a Month, Here's What Happened ,  and i learned a bit  of   Other  Self

                        un _

michelle

gillian

mariel

erin

ozley

sam

kat

gibi

sarahs

dodger

adrianne

stevie

yvette

annie

tina

jenna

emilys

felicia

                      known _

kim

ashley

nikkin

andee

julie

andrea

kelly

stacy

praveena

sitara

jena

malia

Functional Collaboration of Functional Specialists

with Phillip McShane

Bernard Lonergan

Aaron Mundine

Gregory Wredberg

           - i broke a body with a spore frog

Savannah brown makes me melt

            cheeses ,  rosemary twigs . our

Fleeces are Driveway . . . .

They know what and how They mean

By every mean .


The End

[ - :

Night Writer - Day Labor

B

F

J

P

V


Sometimes

Z

Bad Form of Human Tissues

Small Gubbament

Equally represented and participative democratic citizenry

Build a Mountain

Wendy's or Taco Cabana? HEB or Academy? How many weeks and how many miles?

Is there a party we want to be Downtown?

Is there a person who makes my hair

Stand? Can we build a mountain? Would you

Sacrifice the known to save the unknown?

Why leave the lite on?

How small are the time, the chance, the Church, the Waiht?

Be at peace with your own stressful thoughts

Hold only to what you need

Let go of all else

A sense of Your Self

The Words

The sounds

The waves

The shapes


Collect differences

Offer solutions

Practice compassions

Smell Reality

Conjure Perfection

Make healthy soups

Organize social bowel movements

Plan practical releases of unintended unavoidable by products of Us Living as honestly as possible for Our Age and Home Lands

Forever When Where Here

Create the opportunities for soul growth

Mind your friends and families and neighbors

Say good bye



- greg wredberg

Moments of High Emotion on the Farm

Illusion

of

Movement

Moving

Images

A brown and white pattern horse

with leather interiors

Sunlit green field

 " Gravy makes my nipple hard. "

- Chapter 1, The Dirty Life - Kristin Kimball

Epilogue - Good Husbandry

I drove thru Manchaca

Full of life, doubt, semblance, imagination, crumbs, stupor

I drove 90 mph on 45... home fast

Morally Safer

Always Work

The Spectrum of Death and Life

The more I pay attention and try to do my best

The more alive I am, eternally, limitlessly

Zaekioyu

-  understandably slowly accept the randomness of Good and Bad that always balance out eternally

Asymomnifect

-  nothing can ever be symmetrical

   but everything is always perfect in its own way

          -

Staunton Island Hospital Parking Lot at Sunny Dawn

Car Son Gene ral

Line of trees

g t a   3


And a Beach

a Bird

a Man of Median Age


Seeing Light

A Hearing Negligence

H o y A

v e n u

e V e n

t u r a



T o d a

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t u n e

Question for Everyone

Why

Are

You

God ?

A Candle Cake - i am very happy to hear that

Your particular bone structure

Your motility

Floaties             Floaters

 
                 Another    Orbital

Semi Colloidal

We plant the Colius, the Perinoitus. I sit behind a shade of 5 white balances and see the 2 milimeters of growth in 44 minutes. It seems like red 5 weeeks, but my mom is still asleep from a 10:59 a.m. nap, like I am knowing she feels like a pot humming at Feral Neptune's silence songs.

I said to Nancy, "How do we stain the plant that finds the glow at 6 p.m. your time?"

She borrows a line, "The new focus pertains a blank food."

I rote a block on the same impetus. Hero blands a pork purpose, now feelings about quiet perm derailing 'Nopes' of hoppy oat Wilson break brands.

In 15 times Greg seeps spelling on your own mold help the zoolittling Derrick sip Nom Boost Yoop Gregging like a Moo nude< while He knestles next to Heironymous hell Kite Neck tie,

Newest I bought 4 ripe seeeds

Mom and I went to Driving School, which is a dark place that my Gran sold to her own Head.

Bye

_ Love Greg   W

Manchego Dusk

I love Chistina P and Dr. Drew


After dark

Bring on the Light

Delight

Episode 54

         rest in proto

I Treat My Personal Anti Anxiety

. . . I Ante My Folds . . . .

Abimail Sky and the W. S. o. C. S.

Wild Saviours of X-ian Significance

Hoy Avenue Ventura

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chill out jessie owens it don't matter at all . . . .

Make   Myself

Hope    Better


Make   Yourself

Hope   Actively


walk with the Rivers

 safe with our selves

Beautiful Song - Beautiful Morn

Heey, this is forever, why don't walk you walk along the ground with me ?

Hey, just move what you can and die a little  [ dial it all ]  every day for us .

                  i wanna go die

            somewhere very safe

                                                                      i wanna go die

                                                               somewhere very safe

This is a beautiful song

this is a beautiful morn   ing

sometimes you just wait

            it is the only way

we'll wait for You forever

Now we have more time

Now is time

Now is more

More is now

Walking on the ground

Singing on a phone

Everyone together now

             Every   One


good   morning   -

if you can wait for God another 5 minute

God will wait for you and just begin it .

L e t ' s

J u s t

H e a l

G o d



G o d

N e e d s

u s



Do you

Know

What

Life

Means ?

T I M O

T H Y H

E I D E

C K E R


C R O S

S C O U

N T R Y

S K  I N


C A M P

I N G W

O N D E

R F U L


K A I  T

L Y N M

E  S S E

N G E R

P O S S

 I B L Y

A M E R

I C A N

C N N, I

D O N O

T K N O

W W H Y

Y O U A

R E D O

I N G T

 H I S; W

E A R E

W A S T

I N G O

 U R L I

V E S. A

G E N T

S M A K

 E G L O

B A L T

R A V E

L E R S

S A F E.

4 4 4 4

I T ' S C

A N A D

A O U T

 S I D E !

J I M J

   A M E S -

H E R E

I N S P

I R I T !

C O N T

R A V E

R S I A

L K I D

N A P P

   I N G O '

   K I D S .

Tater tot field days with Carl Dunn

       A short lived school bus travel documentary with 41 rat colonists


People you have known for 16 Hours


Recruits put out blessings

soldiers undo our  Necessities

 . . . .


The Most Important Ingredient is Continuing to Say . . . .


Impactful

Influential


listen in   to The Artist - Mark Kozilek ,  Ben Boye ,  Jim White

Heptagone

1. Add a One
2. Carry the One
3. Hold on to Everyone
4. Thee tha One
5. 7th Symmetry
6. l
7. _ _ _ _ _ _ _

huge crushes . . January 2020

Kristin Kimball

                              i want to know her middle and maiden names -  i found out later

kimball is her name and mark took her name



Mariel Ruiz


                    ozley

       madi

                   erin timony

Love the Viewership

Normall Rockwhen ?

Everyone Needs EveryOne

                            Everyone is

Leaving and

Looking out.

Visceral as Hell

Stolid Brutal Order like a Butler Waiting . . . .

Free and Write

Prettier   thing   to be seen

a pretty thing to be seen

My white while World was washing whale Watchers whosoever wants Divinest Neph - - - - -

Some old People, near a Dear Never - End, will pop Suff le ,   Sulphite , ,  sufferer ,   sunny day

a gross Carrier of Apple High of the Worlds that belong Other Wise

Here

The End

Bye by

-  Greg   W . . . . .

Water and Dust

Rain and Soil

Urine and Powder

Tide and Sand

Space and Stars

Time and Minds

God Magic

Divine Junkmass                            3u

Artifact Enchantment Creature Land - God

The end was only . . . some where . . the extreme medium . some one new knew 
           
                   - Prophecy fo' The One - Untrue Newt

____________________________   23 / 3


Yewah , Our Hatred Eternal              w

Leg. Creature Land - God

Split second - 2T: All permanents lose abilities that make them untargetable until end of turn. Exile a creature or planeswalker, if it would enter the battlefield this turn, exile it instead. Its controller may exile a permanent other than Yewah. If they do, exile a permanent.

You know it , Serious One . . . ! 

__________________________  1 /1


The One - Untrue Newt           

Leg. Enchantment Creature Land - God

Isn't a creature unless you control domain and a permanent of each color.

If Untrue Newt would be exiled or put into your graveyard, shuffle it into its owner's library.

Indestructible

Landfall - Untrue Newt becomes the basic land type of your choice in addition to its other types.

Non-Landfall - Untrue Newt becomes the color of your choice in addition to its other colors.

 ________________________ 25 / 25


Serious One                 w/u/b/r/g

Leg. Creature - Human God

Isn't a creature unless a creature died this turn.

w/u/b/r/g T: Each other player names a card. Reveal the top card of your library. If it is not one of the named cards, draw two cards, then you may reveal one of the named cards from your hand and cast it without paying its cost.

__________________________ 1 / 1


Life is God     g

Legendary Tribal Instant - God

Target creature or land becomes a God and all colors and basic land types and gets a +1/+1 counter. If it already is a God, put 3 1/1 Changeling creature tokens that are all colors and have "Sacrifice: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, search your library for a land and put it into your hand then shuffle, add 1 mana of any color or gain 3 life.


God Is Good       wwwwwww

Legendary Tribal Instant - God

Can't be countered

Exile all permanents and graveyards.

Each player searches their library for up to 7 cards and puts them into their hand.

Until your next turn, players play with hands revealed and may cast spells without paying their costs.



Stolid Brutal Order Like a Butler Waiting . . . .       br

Tribal Enchantment Sorcery - Changeling [except God]

Isn't a permanent

Target permanent loses all subtypes. It deals 1 damage to each permanent for each different subtype among permanents. Whenever a permanent dies this turn, its controller loses 1 life.


The Otherwhere Church

Legendary Artifact Enchantment Land - God

Cannot die

t: Add one mana of any color for each exiled card in this game.

t, Exile a permanent you control or a card from your hand, library or graveyard: Each player puts a 5 color 1/1 Changeling with lifelink into play.

t, Shuffle The Otherwhere Church into its owner's library: Play a card from exile without paying its cost.



[ You may choose to make a commitment anytime by putting it onto the battlefield from your hand. Commitments are permanents that cannot be targeted, destroyed or sacrificed. If one would be put into a graveyard, you make it. If you control two or more Commitments, exile all but one of them. If you reveal a Commitment, you make it. Commitments do not count toward your deck size. You may have only one copy of each Commitment in your deck. They are historic. ]



Every Tour Date at Auburney

It's a Commitment.

When an opponent draws a card, they lose 1 life and you gain 1 life.

When the third card of the turn is drawn, exile Every Tour Date at Auburney and each player loses 5 life.



Further-On

It's a Commitment. - Planet

If you would search your library, instead exile the bottom card of your library and you may cast it without paying its mana cost.

5T, exile all permanents and hands: Each player puts the bottom 10 cards of their library into their hands and can put any number of lands onto the battlefield.



Luckiest Primrose

It's a Commitment. - Equipment

Equip to a creature for that creature's mana cost.

1:Until end of turn, equipped creature gains protection from the color of your choice or from colorless.

X: Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt to equipped creature this turn.



Nothing Is Everything

It's a Commitment.

If you control no other non-land permanents, when a permanent enters the battlefield, exile all permanents.



Auburney, Safe at All Costs

Legendary Enchantment Land - University Forest Plains

Enters the battlefield tapped. You may choose not to untap Auburney.

As long as Auburney is tapped, creatures with power 3 or greater enter the battlefield tapped and do not untap during upkeeps.

Whenever a player casts a creature with power 2 or less or an enchantment, they discard a card then draw a card.



Haya Der                                 2

Legendary Creature - Deer

2/2


Onoa Der                                3

Creature - Deer

At the beginning of your upkeep, tap target Deer.

3/3


Blon Der                             1

Creature - Deer

Tap an untapped Deer you control: Untap target Deer.

1/1



Jusi Der                          5

Creature - Deer

Jusi Der enters the b.f. with a +1/+1 counter on it for each different color spent to cast it.

Other Deer you control get +1/+1 for each counter on Jusi Der.

0/0


Lots Der                    6

Legendary Creature - Deer

When you cast Lots Der, each player sacrifices all Deer they control.

When a Deer enters the b.f., exchange control of Lots Der with target Deer an opponent controls.

T: Put a Deer counter on target permanent. A permanent with a Deer counter is a Deer and lose other creature types.

6/6


Fors Der

Land Creature - Forest Deer

Haste, trample

G, Untap: Regenerate.

0/2

Reh Der               rr

Legendary Creature - Deer

Protection from blue, islandwalk

When Reh Der enters or leaves the battlefield, shuffle your library, reveal the top card. You may put it into your graveyard. If you don't, discard a card then draw a card.

2/2

Tate Noke         4

Planeswalker - Noke

-1: Choose a color and card type. Exile the top card of your library. If it is either that color or type put it into your and and each player discards a card.

-3: Choose a color and card type. Bury all permanents that are both that color and type. Put a loyalty counter on Tate Noke for each permanent buried this way.

-10: Shuffle Tate into your library. Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile Tate. For the rest of the game, you may cast cards exiled this way.

4


Phoenix V-Necks                           r r r

Tribal Enchantment - Phoenix

Flash

When you cast P.V. or when a permanent is put into a graveyard from the b.f., put a 2/2 red Phoenix creature token with flying into play.

Sacrifice: All players sacrifice all non-land permanents they control then return all Phoenix creatures from graveyards to play under their owner's controls.

Sacrifice all Phoenixes you control: Return P. V. from your graveyard to your hand.


Engineered Deer                u g

Artifact Creature - Deer

Return a Deer you control to its owner's hand: Put a Deer counter on target permanent.

When Engineered Deer dies, put a 1/1 Deer token on the b.f. for each Deer counter on permanents.

2/2




or Little Furies Everywhere

like the recent bestseller, Little Fires Ever'oere . . .

[ i just typed an intro-splanation but my tablet browser fucked up and refeshed , here i go again { :  . . ]

a new m.t.g. format [ and set ]

A 60 card Highlander deck, including the commander. The commander can be any card, but still its mana cost must contain all color symbols which appear in the deck. I think that is all. here is what i said on tappedout.net :

"Little Commanders Everywhere" : a new format, like noble but highlander, and any rarity. Like edh, but any card type is commander, and 60 cards exactly .

Tiniest Baby of Eternal Perfection                                ww

Leg. Creature - Human

Creatures cannot deal damage or die.

If a player would lose or win the game instead exile CARDNAME and end the turn. [If any players have less than 1 life, they go to 1. If they have more than 9 poison, they go to 9 poison.]

Self-other - Once a turn, you may play another card you own from outside the game as long as this card is exiled.

__________________________________________________ 0/0


Wierdest Informational Know-It-All                   uu

Leg. Creature - Weird

Exacto - Tap: Replace a word on a card with another word.

When CARDNAME leaves the battlefield, all cards return to their original text and are returned to their owner's hands.

Players have no maximum hand size.            

______________________________________________ 1/3

Blackest Night Becomer of Nothing                             bb

Leg. Creature - God

Permanents and players have shroud.

Do Nothing - Whenever a player draws or discards a card, casts a spell, attacks or blocks with a creature, activates an ability, taps or untaps a permanent, or when a card they own has an ability trigger . . . that player loses a life.

______________________________ 2/2


Readiest Red-Faced Readier                         rr

Leg. Creature - Berserker

Permanents you control untap when they enter the battlefield and have haste.

Readiest - When CARDNAME enters the battlefield, you gain an extra attack phase. Untap all permanents you control. After that attack phase return to the phase before.

Flash

_____________________________________ 3/1


Biggest Ol'est Lil'est Green Plant                     gg

Leg. Creature - Plant

Landfall - Put a +1/+1 counter on each Plant you control.

Embiggun - When CARDNAME becomes blocked, creatures you control gain trample, rampage and get +X/+X, where X is the greatest toughness among blockers.

Biggness Itself - If you control ten or more creatures and ten or more lands, each permanent you control becomes a copy of CARDNAME.

____________________________________  4/4


Awesome Cool Person                      wu

Snow Creature - Human Wizard

1[snow]: Target player reveals the top card of their library. You may have that player gain life equal to its CMC and draw a card. If you do, put Awesome Cool Person on top of its owners library.

3: If a player would draw a card, you draw a card instead. Any player may use this.

_____________________________________   1/2


Evil but Good Nightmare                           wb

Creature - Horse

Banding, Vigilance, Haste, Bushido, Flying

Flash, Split second, Storm

Retrace, Dredge 2

Believer - CARDNAME cannot attack unless you control another creature and defending player controls a creature.

_________________________________________ 2/2


Smirky Alabaster Foot Soldier                    wr

Artifact Creature - Human Soldier

Level up - wr                                 0/1

Level 1: Double Strike
Sacrifice a creature: CARDNAME deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control. You gain 1 life for each damage dealt.                                                                  2/3

Level 2-3: Double Strike, Lifelink
Sacrifice a creature: Each creature you control deals 1 damage to target creature or player. Gain 1 life for creature you control.                                                                        4/5

Level 4: Double Strike, Indestructible, Lifelink

When CARDNAME attacks, sacrifice each other creature you control and each other player sacrifices all creatures they control.                                                                       6/7


Wild Peppery Caregiver               wg

Creature - Elf Cleric

Tap: Target creature gains hexproof and prevent all damage dealt to it this turn.

Exile CARDNAME: Creatures gain protection from everything until end of turn.

_____________________________ 1/1

Scary Manipulative Crookshank             ub

Creature - Vampire Pirate

Untap, Return a permanent you control to its owner's hand: Tap or untap target permanent, it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step, its controller discards a card, you draw a card, target creature get +1/+1, flying and lifelink until end of turn.

_______________________  1/3

Fire-Bellied Racketeer          ur

Creature - Goblin

For each spell beyond the first that a player casts each turn, that player must pay 1 or put a +1/+1 counter on CARDNAME.

If there are 5 or more counters on CARDNAME, sacrifice it, and it deals damage equal to its power diveded among any number targets.

__________________ 0/5


Silent Watery Ferret            ug

Creature - Ferret

Unblockable

When CARDNAME deals combat damage, look at the bottom card of your library. You may put it into your hand or graveyard. If you put it into your hand, return CARDNAME to your hand.

____________________ 1/1


Assinine Bloody Killers           br

Creature - Horror

When CARDNAME or another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may sacrifice it. If you do, each player reveals their hands, discards a creature card and sacrfices a creature.

At the end of each turn if CARDNAME is in your graveyard, it deals 1 damage to target creature for each creature that died this turn.

When CARDNAME leaves your graveyard, each player reveals their hands, discards a creature card and sacrfices a creature.

_____________________________________________ 0/1


Murky Bullfrog Toad                 bg

Creature - Frog Toad

If one or more counters would be put on a creature, instead put a -1/-1 counter on that creature.

If CARDNAME is in your graveyard or on the battlefield and a card would leave your graveyard, instead put it into its owner's hand.

___________________ 1/3

Hungry Angry Lowland Sherpa          rg

Creature - Human Scout

Sacrifice a land or creature with toughness 2 or less: Put a Food token onto the battlefield under your control. You may return a creature with toughness 2 or less to your hand.

Sacrifice a Food or a creature with toughness 2 or less: Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn and must attack this turn if able. You may return a land from your graveyard to the battlefield.

_________________________ 2/2


The Gardener on Evisceration     bg

Enchantment Creature

1, Tap 2 untapped creatures you control: Exile target card from a graveyard. Destroy target creature with CMC equal to or less than the exiled card's CMC.

________________ 0/2


Black Hill

Legendary Land

Black Hill enters the battlefield tapped

Tap: Add b or w. If you control Silent Island, instead add 2 mana in any color combination, and Black Hill deals 2 damage divided as you choose between up to 2 targets.


Silent Island

Legendary Land

Silent Island enters the battlefield tapped.

Tap: Add u or r. If you control Black Hill, instead add 2 mana in any color combination, and exile target permanent and return it to the battlefield at end of turn or skip the next turn phase and Silent Island does not untap during its controller's next untap step.


Tale of the night forest           g

Enchantment - Saga

I: Once per turn, you may cast a spell with CMC 2 or less without paying its mana cost or any other costs required to cast it. Untap all lands you control at the beginning of each other players untap step.

II: Look at the top or bottom 6 cards of your library. Reveal up to 2 lands from among them and put the land/s into your hand. Put the rest in any order on the top or bottom of your library. You may play up to 2 additional lands this turn.

III: Search your library for up to 2 lands and 1 enchantment and put them onto the battlefield tapped.


The mother of all trees     ggg

Legendary Creature - Forest Treefolk

Vigilance, trample, protection from Treefolk

Tap: Target land becomes a 1/2 green Forest Treefolk with vigilance.

When a Treefolk deals damage to a creature, that creature becomes a 1/2 green Forest Treefolk with vigilance.

When a Treefolk deals damage to a player, that player becomes a Treefolk.

________________ 3/9


Avocet of the Reformed       2ww

Creature - Bird Ally

Flying, first strike, lifelink

When Avocet of the Reformed attacks or blocks, you may have another target creature become a copy of Avocet of the Reformed. If you do, untap Avocet of the Reformed and remove it from combat. That creature remains a copy of AotR until AotR attacks, blocks, leaves the battlefield or becomes tapped.

____________ 3/3


A friend to all       0

Legendary Creature - God Ally

A friend to all is not a creature [ it is only Legendary ] unless your devotion to colors is 5 or more.

w: Black and red creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.

u: Red and green creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.

b: White and green creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.

r: Blue and white creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.

g: Black and blue creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Exile all non-land permanents: Return A friend to all to the battlefield from the graveyard or exile. Any player may activate this ability.

________ 5/5


Flight of the Feathered Serpent    uurg

Legendary Enchantment - Aura

Enchant permanent or player

Can't be countered

Enchanted gets +5/+0 flying, trample, haste

When enchanted becomes targeted, counter the spell or ability, copy it twice and choose new targets.


Gnome Sayin'?    rg

Tribal Artifact Sorcery - Arcane Gnome

Gnome Sayin'? is not a permanent.

Reveal a card from your hand. If it's a creature, put X 0/1 red and green Gnome artifact creatues onto the BF under your control, where X is the revealed card's toughness. Otherwise add mana to your mana pool equal to the revealed card's mana cost.

Splice - rg: You may reveal this card from your hand as you cast a [quality] spell. If you do, that spell gains the text of this card’s rules text...



Gnome-ocalypse            3wrg

Tribal Artifact Instant - Gnome

Gnome-ocalypse is not a permanent.

Each player sacrifices all non-Gnome permanents.


Gnome-topia      

Legendary Tribal Artifact Land - Gnome

Pay 3 as Gnome-topia enters the battlefield or exile it.

Gnomes you control get +2/+1 and gain Undying and "Tap an untapped land, artifact or creature you control: Add 1 mana of any color to your mana pool or target Gnome gains protection from the color or card type of your choice."


Fairy Garden             ug

Tribal Artifact Enchantment - Fairy

Bestow (you may cast this as an Aura attached to a land. If either would leave the battlefield this card remains on the battlefield.)

Enchant land

Enchanted land is a Fairy

X, tap: Target permanent with CMC X becomes a Fairy (losing its other subtypes) .

Fairies you control have "Tap: Put a Fairy from your hand into play" and "Untap: Return target Fairy to its owner's hand."


Gary Farden            wur

Legendary Creature - Human Clerk (Cleric)

When you cast Gary, put 3 wur 0/1 Human Clerk Coworker creature tokens onto the battlefield.

When Gary attacks, destroy target Coworker and Gary gains indestructible and unblockable until end of turn.

If there are no Coworkers in play, sacrifice Gary . . .

IT'S FARDEN! WITH A 'D'!!!

_____________ 3/3


Gnute of the Butterfly Garden    2

Legendary Artifact Creature - Gnome

When you cast Gnute or he enters the battlefield, put a 0/1 w Butterfly creature token with flying on the battlefield under you control.

wubrg, tap all Butterflies: Gnomes gain lifelink, flying, deathtouch, doublestrike and trample until end of turn. Activate only on your turn.

When a land or a Butterfly leaves the battlefield, return Gnute to his owner's hand.

____________ 2/2


House of Danger

Land

When a permanent is put into a graveyard from the BF, each player loses a life and adds 1 mana of any color.

When House of Danger is put into a graveyard from the BF, each player loses 3 life and adds 3 mana of any color/s.

When House of Danger becomes tapped, sacrifice a permanent.

T, pay 2 life: Add 1 mana of any color.


Xochilt, Slow and Low       w/u  w/r  w/g

Planeswalker - Xochilt

Reveal a Xochilt from your hand: Reveal the top 5 cards of your library, you may put a creature or a Xochilt from among them into your hand. If you do, put a Xochilt from your hand onto the BF. Put the rest of them on the top or bottom of your library in a random order.

+3: Gain 5 life, then, if an opponent has more life than you, gain 5 more life

-1: Prevent all damage dealt to creatures and planeswalkers until the end of your next turn.

-10: You get an emblem that says: You and cards you control have protection from everything.

__________________ 3


Xochilt, Quiet and Bright     w/r  u/r  r/g

Plansewalker - Xochilt

Reveal a Xochilt from your hand: Reveal the top 5 cards of your library, you may put a creature or a Xochilt from among them into your hand. If you do, put a Xochilt from your hand onto the BF. Put the rest of them on the top or bottom of your library in a random order.

+1: Xochilt deals 1 damage to target player and each creature that player controls.

-3: For each non-combat damage dealt this turn, draw a card.

-7: Choose a player. Xochilt deals an amount of damage to that player and each permanent they control equal to the number of permanents that player and you control.

_________________  4


Merry Whether Heroin, Heron      3wu

Leg. Creature - Bird Wizard

Heroine - If a creature you control would die, sacrifice CARDNAME and exile that creature until end of turn. When it re-enters the BF, it becomes a copy of CARDNAME.

Hexproof, flying

___________________  5/5


The Unity Coalition      wubrg

Legendary Artifact Enchantment Creature Planeswallker- Unifier Ally

When you cast The Unity Coalition, you get an emblem with, "Non-land permanent cards have changeling" and an emblem with, "When a non-land permanent you control dies or is exiled, put a 5 color 1/1 Unifier Ally artifact enchantment creature planeswalker token into play."

- 10: Search your library or graveyard for an Ally and put it onto the battlefield under target player's control.
            __________  1/1                       [10]



A Bee and a Frog        ug

Creature - Insect Frog

Bookmark - T, Put A Bee and a Frog into your library anywhere except the top or bottom: The next time you draw A Bee and a Frog, you may reveal it. If you do, search your library for a card and exile it, then shuffle A Bee and a Frog into your library.

Miracle - ug: You may cast a card exiled with A Bee and a Frog without paying its mana cost.

 ---------------  2/2


Terrestrialize      3

Instant

Target permanent becomes a land and loses all abilities and other types. It gains, "T: Add one mana of any color."


Color Scheming

1X, Reveal Color Scheming from your hand: Until end of turn target card's mana cost becomes exactly the mana you paid for X. If X is equal to or greater than that card's cmc, and you can otherwise cast the card, you may cast it with paying its mana cost.

Color Scheming is not a spell.


Unfair Isle

Legendary Land

t, pay 2 life: Add ub. Unfair Isle deals 2 damage to each permanent you control.

When U I becomes targeted by an opponent or destroyed by a spell of ability an opponent controls, sacrifice it, reveal the top card of your library, if it is non-land, add mana equal to its cost and draw 2 cards.



The Thing on the Beach             ug

Creature - Octopus Squirrel God

When you cast The Thing on the Beach, gain control of target permanent. This card enters the battlefield attached to that creature card and never becomes unattached even after the game is over. 

[Whatever happens to one attached card happens to the other; for examples, they stay together in libraries, when one is drawn so is the other. If either is cast or played, the other is too (cast if a spell and played if a land), no cost required. 

1/1

Your Arm the Radius          4

Art-fact

t: Until the end of your next turn, Your Arm the Radius becomes a creature with P/T equal to the P/T of target attacking creature. 

When either that creature or this is dealt damage, deal half that damage rounded down to the other.

When either's P/T changes, the other's becomes the same.

When either is put into a graveyard, as a creature, return the other to its owner's hand.

Unsung Kill-Moon                                                     2ub

Legendary Enchantment Creature - Ninja

Ninjitsu - Exile an enchantment

Indestructible

When Unsung Kill-Moon deals combat damage, exile all enchantments and all enchantments in graveyards.

If Unsung Kill-Moon or another enchantment or creature would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.

If Unsung Kill-Moon is in exile, whenever an enchantment enters the battlefield, destroy target creature and draw a card.

4/5

Hissing Fauna                              6

Legendary Creature

When Hissing Fauna enters the battlefield each player secretly chooses a number.

When Hissing Fauna leaves the battlefield players reveals their numbers. The player with the highest number exiles that many target non-land permanents. If tied, each player who chose the highest number exiles a number of non-land permanents they control equal to half the highest number rounded up.

Infect

Partner

1/1

A Golden God                              3

Artifact Enchantment Creature  - God

A Golden God is not a creature unless you sacrificed this turn.

Sacrifice a non-Gold permanent: Create a Gold token.

Whenever you sacrifice a permanent put a +1/+1 counter on A Golden God.

If  A Golden God has 7 or more power, if you sacrifice one or more permanents instead sac twice that many.

A Golden God cannot be sacrificed.

3/3

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E P I C

A L L Y

C A N A

D I A N

Q U A N

T U M T

E L E S

C O P E

W E L C

O M E T

O O U R

H O M E

K A T H

L E E N

 E D W A

R D S  !

Some Nice Hot Water

Please Excuse God

T. U. R. T. L. E.

Truth.   Understanding.   Relationship.   Trust.   Learning.   Eternity.

a palindrome

So   I   e-file   Life   iOS   .

Lightly dusted with open arms

Happily full of no one's harm

Assault of the Spiral Mean Death

     I just justly ingest you in jest.

In jest I just ingest you justly.

Justly I ingest in jest just you.

   it ' s   19 ,  99   again

watching   Frasier   baseball   games

Is it the rain or the sun ?

No one knows how to build a safer structure .


Metal  wood  and  concrete  glass

Everyone ,  sit on your ass .

Write a book ,  spell  The Word .

Holy   God ,  what have You heard ?

HydrologyEdit

Ovan Lake by Landsat

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f the heavy seasonal rainfall and snowfall in the winters, which at times reaches a few meters, it has numerous water resources.

our

love

will

turn

you


   on . . .

God

is the title of my last thing i make

i hope

or the last thing of mine that is published

is titled God

hopefully

if you can make that decision for me

if i am dead or vegetative or such

oh . .    i really feel that whiskey now, so co


i wanna burn some thing

maybe incense

hopefully

i do nothing un  reasonable


i just texted Amy Hyink nee French , " Listening to Robbie Basho is really nice (: "


i think i love her

maybe platonically

i like parker a lot

too

jesus

alco hol

. . . . .


Clair de Lune (for Twelve-String) [Live]

is really nice


i read a few sentences of Good Husbandry

maybe 20 or 50

i love her and it


ob  viously


i think hank is sleeping


his head is on the far arm of the sofa


I just saw he just stretched

maybe he is asleep

i hear him snore



Khatum is on now


i wanna listen to some thing else             some one

the hajj

instrum


i may fuckin' cry in a moment


i just put on my starred spotify

and the 1st is The Skin of My Yellow Country Teeth

reminds me of the French girls

rgiht after i got to amy's i told her i had just heard a song by Clap your handssayyeah

and they remind me of kristie, cuz she liked em and i heard    Skin of my yellowcouthry teteh

in her truck, doing a project for Human Geography, Cary Prater, 12th grade, GPSing fire hydrants


fuck


me


meat


coffee

mountain dew zero


mom bot us three breakfast tacos from the 95 jalisco's this morn after walkin' hank at fairview cemetery graveyard

 . . . . .


i ate one.

The song i heard as i stopped in front of amy and parker's house is Let the Cool Goddess Rust Away


phantom limb - the shins    is on now

keep some hope alive


oooo    weee   oooo


siren


love


God


Me


u


later i love you


I want another title of mine to be


I love You

Water and Light

Color of Light

Mfc is not the only one 1 percent of the Sun in a season in the Premier League and Champions League final in the only thing that matters is that you have the time and a lot of other stuff for you have the same problem is a Treefolk with vigilance in this is not me know when you get to a point that it would have a great 👍

Save me from becoming the nothing that is everything that is not me, Me, Self....

The end ( , ;

[ face book ]

[ A blue ]   B

sex

Difficulty

Everyone

Sane ,  Reasonable ,  Rational ,  Intelligent , Healthy . . . .  Take . . Time . . .
The Books



Doubt and Denial

Self and Others

Sway the Tree

Sway the Apple

My Cast Nominees

Reggie Watts

Zach Galifianakis

Bill Murray

Adam Driver



Martha Kelly

Michele Williams

Gillian Jacobs

Erin Timony

  Isabella Rosalini

                   Zoe Kravitz

   Tina Fey

Wang Yuwen

Pregnant Endorsement

Pregnant Endorsement

Holly

Peter

Salt

Peat

Now in the Prosperage, not looking like you can get anything done is a liability the size of the Sun in a season lightyears away from Earth where life is 6 times more magnanimous....

Opi knows what Holly and Pete are planning in secret.

Everyone ever grew up on or near Candor Village

which is 2 minutes south by south east of . . . uh , maybe ,  Cedar Rapids ,  or some city like that.

Holly walks home from work at  Cafe  Niimíipuu  along Franklin Pierse Road. It is 10 minutes after sunset, March 31st, the first Leap Leap Frog Year. 10 feet from the driveway, she spots an unusual object and intuitively swoops at it. Off the concrete sidewalk she picks up a wooden spinning top with black markings, a language she has never seen.

She walks a bit faster as if someone would know what she had found and want to something about it. A magical thinker . . .  ma-be.

maybe

She spwalks past Laundromat Niimíipuu , Tax Office Niimíipuu  then Convenience Store Niimíipuu  until she arrives home at The Homes Niimíipuu .

Never did anyone ,  any body . . .

Do not know .

The End of Chptr Uno

två

what else - may magda asks

what elsa - replies tomås

well we are here . . Well
- said john the lectures
and he say it again

they Know

always have and will




the end

How   Ever

Vhapotor 3

sorry about that

went a wild there

Opi has worked at Udi's grocery since the September 1st after he graduated high school, age 18. 20 years ago . .

was it really . . .

He stocks and bags, not as good with People.

As other prettier, sunnier, fiery, watery People.

Peter and Holly finish making a 2 ' by 4 ' poster. No one knows what it is saying. Opi has the best idea. He sits by his only window lookin at a risin moon, near the planet called Earth. This one, the one you are probably on and always have and will. It has black permanent marker marks, seems like English, but thngs can be different, who is to know... Opi makes his own message on unknown material, unknown surface. He writes with a new tube of lipstick, whose shade may be best described as Old Prostitute... - those old prostitute lips -  . . . .  Holly pours a full glass of rose, a bit more than 5 ounces. Peter smokes a Fag by an open window. The Three breathe the same air. Or very similiar air, sharing a few atoms and waves.

Opi writes a letter to a local business while TV people care about unknowable cares.

Holly and Peter walk to the gas station listing to a 30 year old song, by a band of young men from a far nation, half of whom have died, some in very unsual ways, such as on a train between 2 small cities.......

The were called Remember Them

End Chapter 3

Begin Chapter 4

Hey - asked Holly. Michael - says Peter. Hey, we got the Salt peter - H

The Peat

Hello, that is good... for us [: - says Micahel as he stops four feet in front of the Two.

They search the Eye Contacts, smile semi-sincerely, semi-anxiety.

Then, go forth with the newest plan? - P

I... I think we will wait another 3 months, or else tomorrow morn - M

I know this is the hardest, seems much too..  much, as if we never will... but we can and we must. -H

We will muster... - P

Yes - M and H

We shouyld all watch An Elephant Sitting Still twice. - says Greg Wredberg.

He drinks Southern Comfort and rose from southeastern Australia.

He and his mother walk Hank, the dog, at Fairview cemetery. He poops twice and Greg throws away the first one, bigger one.


Greg feels tipsy and expects to feel even more

he thinks of magic cards he wants to type on this blog

     he thinks of Madi ASMR and her videos and her unborn child

I just took a walk - Good enough - No RTC Electron

[ written last year, i thynk , mid-2019 ]

A Walk around Dawn
The Poem for a Monday Holiday at Home around Dawn
memorial day
I just took a walk
I think it was better than most things I could have done
I think I should have read or slept instead
Or ran
but
I sang to myself and others of the future
"
I cannot care any more. There is a space between
Any and more. I care as much as I can.
I care enough to make anyone understand
We are doing better than we know.
I just stop trying to think and let myself just be.

What is the difference between a reprise and a reprisal ?
Does to reprise mean to prise again ?
I rip out the root word prize
To sur-prise is above and beyond the Prize

I float on the Stream
on the TV screen;
Every second I am awake I dream
about a dream I had when I was seventeen.

I wonder who might want
to hear all of this song.
If you are too lonely to think;
You are a cool person I think.

"

Good Enough for Good Itself

No Electron - Reason Time Choice
This story really happens
In my mind
Your mind
God's mind
and in Space Time.

Its characters I help create are
Mary Brown
Jon Banks
Ronald Deer
and others; maybe no one can write their names.

I have to text Alex, or I will feel bad again, maybe worse.

Every 30 seconds , every thing bad happens
That might be true
If one defines Bad specifically
Or every thing good
and Every Good Thing
Come True
Real Facts
Without condition

7 48

I woke up on a 747

o was it 7 48

Bill Callahan's Voice

or vice


On   The  Red  Wing  -  Fuck  Buttons


7 48

I will be grateful

I will be great

I need one more English muffin

for the road . . . to my death

I am blessed

Don't care about nothin


Care about everthin '

Pecans

dream of 3 old strangers or friends

We sit in the old ranch livin' room, old furniture and carpet, no lights on, and look out the ten by 7 picture window at her on the long green shady front lawn, pecans. It is almost midday.

She seems playful, wondering. He looks wistful, pondering.

Slowly, She wanders almost dancing to the sounds and sights and thoughts of nature.

Intently, He muses, "It's easy to watch. If I'm not careful I could watch her die, then think, oh, yeah, I should do something. Then I realised, that's the way I should think about life, always. If we did, Don Rickles wouln't even be here. Do you know what I mean by that?"

He turns and smiles at me anticipatorily.

"One can be so involved and active

they can take part in so much that they become a part

of everything. Where do they end or begin?"

The story ends. Are we always in that moment now, that scene?

a dream, a life        time


You seems worrieds about me.         Are you okay ?    Am i okay ?


yes

Uncorrect

Upside-up   downside-down   leftside-left   rightside-right   frontside-front   backside-back   inside-in   outside-out   correctside-correct 

Correct Corrections

Uncorrect

Derecho    izquierda

Little Commanders Everywhere

6 a.m. An Old Man Lives in Your Car at Night

While you sleep

and He will  never   stop

and  Nuthin    will    change



He is hairy, dirty and grey and wears a sweater, coat, pants and shoes.

in my dream

"Sadly," Aaron said, "my

Dad will vote for Trump.

More people are becoming nationalistic

because people are voting for more war

instead of less."

What is the name of Luna Lovegood's

Father?

I heard Leonard Cohen read

Leonard Cohen poems.

Something about "the war"

I was inspired

began composing a poem

in my head in this dream

lines ending in "the war"

and The War

   .   .   . 

Inexplicable Things Happen Inexplicably

     Let's watch RoboRex at half-speed

                            and make love twice .

     Well ,  what do we say ,  Ash   ley ?

                    We are always   too   nice .

                                          !

For better ,  for better or for worse

For better ,  for better or for worse

                       For better ,  for better or for worse

For better ,  for better or for worse


                                        For   Better

Professionally Sleepy


P

R O

F E S

S  I O N

A L L Y

S L E

E P

Y

Begin by Going . . Monday January 6, 75 Degrees . . Time Is Where We Live

1.  Gym Candy
2. Albany, January 10, 2020, 12:40
3. A Fake Hawk atop a Street Lamp
4. Hair Care
5. Money Favors
6. Alpha Romeo Video via Coronado
7. Scold Moony
8. Ordinary Riser
9. Telligence
10. Today Is Not Summer
11. A Copse I Suppose

Mount Good

Mounting good

Mt God . . .

My God

God is an Angel and

My Mawm she is a wench

She hoists love to God