Tuesday, April 28, 2020

human milk mtg

Grapefruit Clouds             

Artifact Enchanment Land

Is all colors

t: Each player exiles a card at random from their hand. For each color among the exiled cards, add one mana of that color.

When a multicolored spell or permanent you control is targeted, return it and Grapefruit Clouds to your hand.



Cat with a Dead Bird in Its Mouth                     wg

Creature - Cat

Reach

When you cast Cat with a Dead Bird in Its Mouth, destroy target flying creature with power 3 or less.

As long as an opponent control a flying creature, CwaDBiIM gets +1/+1, has intimidate and menace.

                                                  2/2


Blood Sucking Cobras                             br

Creature - Snake

Lifelink, wither

When BSC becomes blocked, target creature gets a -1/-1 counter, defending player loses 1 life and you gain 1.

                                                1/1


Strawberry Farm

Land

t, pay 1 life: Add r, w, or g. Tap an untapped creature you control.

Sacrifice: Regenerate target creature. Target player gains 5 life.



Sick Sunshine                       wb

Sorcery

Each player loses 3 life. Creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.



Moon Marrow                 ubg

Artifact Enchantment

When you would draw a card, you may instead discard a card or put the top card of your library into your graveyard. If you do, you may exile a card from your graveyard and search your library for a card with the same mana cost as the exiled card and put it into your hand.


Light It Up                    wwrr

Instant

Deal X damage to target player and up to one target creature and up to one target planeswalker they control. X equals the number of artifacts and creatures you and that player control.
Destroy all artifacts.



Infant Island

Legendary Land - Island

Creature you control with power and toughness 1 or less are indestructible and have hexproof.



Green Hills

Land

t: Add wg.

Landfall - Add one mana of any color to each player's mana pool. If each player controls four or more lands, each player sacrifices a land.

As steps and turns end, players lose life equal to the amount of mana in their own mana pools. [ mana burn ]

Other lands are copies of Green Hills.



Oregon Trail                             1wg

Legendary Enchantment

At the end of each turn, roll a d6:

1 or 2: Each player sacrifices a creature.

3 or 4: Search your library for a land card and put it into your hand. Lose 2 life.

5 or 6: Put a creature from your hand onto the BF and target creature gets +*/+*. * equals the number of creatures on the BF.




200 Black Ponies              2bb

Creature - Horse

Flying, lifelink, wither, first strike, haste

When 200 Black Ponies dies, exile it, search your library for a card named 200 Black Ponies and put it onto the BF.       2/2



Sugarbush         1

Arifact

When a creatures attacks you, you gain 1 life.

t: Remove target attacking creature from combat and tap it. As long as Sugarbush is tapped, it doesn't untap and at the end of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on it. When it dies, sacrifice Sugarbush.

You may choose not to untap Sugarbush during your untap step.



I'm Sorry If I Stole Your Flame         3wur

Instant

Counter up to 1 target spell. Copy up to 1 target spell. Prevent the next 7 damage dealt to you this turn. For each damage prevented this way, this card deals 1 damage to any target.



Cowboy Roy                    wr

Legendary Creature - Human

As long as you control another creature and no other Humans, Cowboy Roy gains haste, doublestrike, and indestructible.

2/2



Monster Truck Rally            1wr

Sorcery

Put 2 3/1 Monster Truck vehicle tokens with haste, trample and Crew 1 onto the battlefield.



Peach Pink Sky        1wur

Enchantment

Cards cannot be put into graveyards or exiled from anywhere except the battlefield.

Cards cannot be put into hands except from libraries.

Cards cannot be put into libraries.

Cards cannot be cast from anywhere except hands.

At the end of each turn, each player exiles a creature they control, then if you control no creatures, exile Peach Pink Sky.



Underground Lake

Land - Island Swamp

When a player taps a land that can produce blue or black mana for the first time each turn, Underground Lake deals 1 damage to that player.



Needle Wrestlers     rg

Creature - Human Berserker

Deals 1 damage to each creature it blocks or that blocks it.

2/3



Cobra Pit       4

Artifact

4t, exile: Put X 1/1 green Snake tokens with deathtouch onto the battlefield, where X equals target attacking creature's toughness.



Wizard Fingers      4u

Instant

Choose any or all

Tap or untap up to 5 target permanents

Return target spell to its owner's hand

Return target permanent to its owner's hand



Sweet Honey    1

Artifact

t, sac: Up to one target creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. Up to one target creature attacks target player this turn if able. Gain 5 life.



Goblin in the Apple Tree      rg

Creature - Goblin

t: Add r or g. Deals 1 damage to target creature.

t, sac a land: Add 2 mana of any color. Deals 1 damage to each creature.

1/1



Nectar     2gg

Instant

Tap all lands. Gain 2 life for each land tapped this way.



Midnight     b

Instant

All cards are black and no other colors this game.

All cards with transform flip to their night side and cannot flip to day this game.



Blood Moon     2r

Sorcery

Search your library for a card with "blood" in the name and a card with "moon" in the name and put them into your hand.



Glowworm    g

Creature - Wurm

When Glowworm attacks you may have it become unblockable until end of turn or have any number of target creatures block it if able.

1/1



Grapeseeds     2

Artifact

When a player casts a spells Grapeseeds deals 1 damage to that player.



Sitting on Satan's Lap    bbbb

Enchantment - Aura

Enchanted creature gets +4/-4.

When it dies, its controller loses life equal to its power.



Ice Cold    uuu

Enchantment

Creatures do not untap.

Players can't cast more than 1 spell a turn.

When Snow Lands are tapped for mana they add an additional mana of any color.



Sitting on Santa's Lap    rrgg

Enchantment - Aura

Enchanted Creature has "t: Search target player's library for a card and exile it." and "t, exile: Put a red green 4/4 Santa creature token with haste, flying and hexproof onto the BF that has 't: Cast a card from exile at random without paying its mana cost. Then if you have no cards in exile, exile Santa.' "



Swallowing the Stars in the Milky Way         wubrg

Instant

Splitsecond

Exile all spells, non-land permanents and hands. Put a */* 5 color Legendary Human Milk creature token onto the BF. * equals the number of cards exiled by this spell.



Pulled out to Sea           1u

Instant

As an additional cost, exile a creature you control until the end of the next turn.

Can only be cast in response to another player's spell.

Skip the rest of this turn and the next turn.




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