Howr You

I was obsessed by the letter R , more so the lowercase

Do I wish it to exist ?

I wanted to teach everyone to not care like me


Walking up a lil hill that reminds me of Windows Bliss

I felt and think I may be some kind of purgatory ,   half heaven half hell ,

half best half worst ,   half perfect half opposite of perfect



una hora  . . . .  o menos

Later  home

Magdalena and the Mysterious Living Space

a children's book based upon the film of the same name


"Take two deep breaths; give and take two more.

Breathe your eye open to the wonder shore.

Apocalypse never, betterment now,

Open your mind to find who and how."

                     -  Magdalena M.


Water vapor plays tricks on her eyes and the greenest leaves quiver on the morning sun wakes. Magda steps slowly toward the butterfly, bigger than two of her, bigger than any human she's seen.

SWAAPAAPAP! The giant insect flutters and alights, gusting Magda's hair up as if she's being electrocuted to death.

On the corner of the land of Nustia, Magdalena feels as forgotten as the environs and their inhabitants.

She reaches her longest finger until the tip senses a vibrating current.

The bars and beams sporadically emit a hazy green glow.

Fluent Zoologist

human milk mtg

Grapefruit Clouds             

Artifact Enchanment Land

Is all colors

t: Each player exiles a card at random from their hand. For each color among the exiled cards, add one mana of that color.

When a multicolored spell or permanent you control is targeted, return it and Grapefruit Clouds to your hand.



Cat with a Dead Bird in Its Mouth                     wg

Creature - Cat

Reach

When you cast Cat with a Dead Bird in Its Mouth, destroy target flying creature with power 3 or less.

As long as an opponent control a flying creature, CwaDBiIM gets +1/+1, has intimidate and menace.

                                                  2/2

Blood Sucking Cobras                             br

Creature - Snake

Lifelink, wither

When BSC becomes blocked, target creature gets a -1/-1 counter, defending player loses 1 life and you gain 1.

                                                1/1

Strawberry Farm

Land

t, pay 1 life: Add r, w, or g. Tap an untapped creature you control.

Sacrifice: Regenerate target creature. Target player gains 5 life.

Sick Sunshine                       wb

Sorcery

Each player loses 3 life. Creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.



Moon Marrow                 ubg

Artifact Enchantment

When you would draw a card, you may instead discard a card or put the top card of your library into your graveyard. If you do, you may exile a card from your graveyard and search your library for a card with the same mana cost as the exiled card and put it into your hand.


Light It Up                    wwrr

Instant

Deal X damage to target player and up to one target creature and up to one target planeswalker they control. X equals the number of artifacts and creatures you and that player control.
Destroy all artifacts.



Infant Island

Legendary Land - Island

Creature you control with power and toughness 1 or less are indestructible and have hexproof.



Green Hills

Land

t: Add wg.

Landfall - Add one mana of any color to each player's mana pool. If each player controls four or more lands, each player sacrifices a land.

As steps and turns end, players lose life equal to the amount of mana in their own mana pools. [ mana burn ]

Other lands are copies of Green Hills.

Oregon Trail                             1wg

Legendary Enchantment

At the end of each turn, roll a d6:

1 or 2: Each player sacrifices a creature.

3 or 4: Search your library for a land card and put it into your hand. Lose 2 life.

5 or 6: Put a creature from your hand onto the BF and target creature gets +*/+*. * equals the number of creatures on the BF.




200 Black Ponies              2bb

Creature - Horse

Flying, lifelink, wither, first strike, haste

When 200 Black Ponies dies, exile it, search your library for a card named 200 Black Ponies and put it onto the BF.       2/2



Sugarbush         1

Arifact

When a creatures attacks you, you gain 1 life.

t: Remove target attacking creature from combat and tap it. As long as Sugarbush is tapped, it doesn't untap and at the end of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on it. When it dies, sacrifice Sugarbush.

You may choose not to untap Sugarbush during your untap step.



I'm Sorry If I Stole Your Flame         3wur

Instant

Counter up to 1 target spell. Copy up to 1 target spell. Prevent the next 7 damage dealt to you this turn. For each damage prevented this way, this card deals 1 damage to any target.



Cowboy Roy                    wr

Legendary Creature - Human

As long as you control another creature and no other Humans, Cowboy Roy gains haste, doublestrike, and indestructible.

2/2

Monster Truck Rally            1wr

Sorcery

Put 2 3/1 Monster Truck vehicle tokens with haste, trample and Crew 1 onto the battlefield.



Peach Pink Sky        1wur

Enchantment

Cards cannot be put into graveyards or exiled from anywhere except the battlefield.

Cards cannot be put into hands except from libraries.

Cards cannot be put into libraries.

Cards cannot be cast from anywhere except hands.

At the end of each turn, each player exiles a creature they control, then if you control no creatures, exile Peach Pink Sky.



Underground Lake

Land - Island Swamp

When a player taps a land that can produce blue or black mana for the first time each turn, Underground Lake deals 1 damage to that player.



Needle Wrestlers     rg

Creature - Human Berserker

Deals 1 damage to each creature it blocks or that blocks it.

2/3



Cobra Pit       4

Artifact

4t, exile: Put X 1/1 green Snake tokens with deathtouch onto the battlefield, where X equals target attacking creature's toughness.



Wizard Fingers      4u

Instant

Choose any or all

Tap or untap up to 5 target permanents

Return target spell to its owner's hand

Return target permanent to its owner's hand



Sweet Honey    1

Artifact

t, sac: Up to one target creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. Up to one target creature attacks target player this turn if able. Gain 5 life.



Goblin in the Apple Tree      rg

Creature - Goblin

t: Add r or g. Deals 1 damage to target creature.

t, sac a land: Add 2 mana of any color. Deals 1 damage to each creature.

1/1



Nectar     2gg

Instant

Tap all lands. Gain 2 life for each land tapped this way.



Midnight     b

Instant

All cards are black and no other colors this game.

All cards with transform flip to their night side and cannot flip to day this game.



Blood Moon     2r

Sorcery

Search your library for a card with "blood" in the name and a card with "moon" in the name and put them into your hand.



Glowworm    g

Creature - Wurm

When Glowworm attacks you may have it become unblockable until end of turn or have any number of target creatures block it if able.

1/1



Grapeseeds     2

Artifact

When a player casts a spells Grapeseeds deals 1 damage to that player.



Sitting on Satan's Lap    bbbb

Enchantment - Aura

Enchanted creature gets +4/-4.

When it dies, its controller loses life equal to its power.



Ice Cold    uuu

Enchantment

Creatures do not untap.

Players can't cast more than 1 spell a turn.

When Snow Lands are tapped for mana they add an additional mana of any color.



Sitting on Santa's Lap    rrgg

Enchantment - Aura

Enchanted Creature has "t: Search target player's library for a card and exile it." and "t, exile: Put a red green 4/4 Santa creature token with haste, flying and hexproof onto the BF that has 't: Cast a card from exile at random without paying its mana cost. Then if you have no cards in exile, exile Santa.' "



Swallowing the Stars in the Milky Way         wubrg

Instant

Splitsecond

Exile all spells, non-land permanents and hands. Put a */* 5 color Legendary Human Milk creature token onto the BF. * equals the number of cards exiled by this spell.



Pulled out to Sea           1u

Instant

As an additional cost, exile a creature you control until the end of the next turn.

Can only be cast in response to another player's spell.

Skip the rest of this turn and the next turn.




. . . the end . . . .

While hauling junk

I am your    a kind of weird feeling      receptical

We need rice and beans, black beans or refried pinto beans, either way, it must be sixteen years old

Adult crying superstar


Christmas  crossing  guard

National   beer   garden

Horse fish

Horse barn

Flap jack

Fish Yarn

Wild swan

East Barn


Holy smoke

Pizza bagel


International travel fund

School Mobile


Don't think about work

it's your day off . .  .   .

Dietary Musician

Drweams

Courty Wild is a 16 year-old Buttface on the cusp of greeting her Thoery of belonging forever to the Forever Man.

Theo is a 16 decade-old menace to Utopia, which is a four-mile by a quarter-mile quadrant of the beautiful city Opal Dung.

Courty raps up her 16 hour day at the Yodel Brunt with a Hoo Ha to Bargain Slow Drweams.

She blows the Factories a kiss with twice tattered mule feet.

At 9 at night, Theo sees her twindle by the Corpse Lawn and frondles his way up her side.

Behind the 80 foot tall, 80 ton stature of a specific bean, they whisper two to one inches facing each others faces, eyes, limp lips, singy nose tips. 80 feet away is the 4 foot statue of Young Bean Plant, before it grew beans.  { inspired by In Watermelon Sugar }


"whhhhy we going to Polla's dreary drweam Cosa tomorrow?" hums Courty.

"we going to Yodel like Dead from forevers . . . Don't we?" sums Theo.

I forgot which Drweams to lube the feed nubes.

"Cmon sally, we is a dear friend to those nubes over in the Fifty Fif quadrant" ... he was right.

"m'names Courty Wild, i know you know, but you jokes are old. Okay, they is the bums that love our from here nownesses. .. White Wild Dresses No One is ever Forgets "   you too greg.

She was right.

We sway our way to the Wild wind, just past the cliff's edges.

No more newness, we wake Forever and They Speak our names only once now . . .  for ever. We feel good.

                                     { and finnegans wake }

Y/you need You and Not You to explane you


existingg to elevate

I borrow candles for my best sick friend

I'm not going back to Jaipur

I'm a snell man in a snow tool

Permits Admissible

Sleep for Nothing

CAR GAME

a short piece of postcard-ware about dreams and . . .                                              automobiles

papercookies

Racing

Play in browser

A five thousand dollar apology

Kill God, kill dead, kill fuck, kill anything you can think of

Right after I got up this morning i was singing the kids in the hall theme. I thought about the god is dead sketch

Having an average weekend

Its nice

Yes City against Young Women

A Mlif by the Neoc unrelated sisters

Unpack the Ridges of Bloom

Gotta fly to san diego

What were the Sun

Things of the meaning

Of san diego

i do not fit inside of myself

I'm going to live in a Kohl's

My heart is cold

and I wanna be old


It's Saturday morning

because the new moon is rising

I am opening a box

and my heart is pounding

because I just read a letter

from the governor writing,


      I won't let you down

I won't let you ruin this town

Friday, April Third, Twenty Twenty

it's 17:08


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Open:  Fe Tones , young , dedicated topologist , reclines kinetically . For years justice wanes subconsciously.

Em , realistic , keratinous , soothsaying XC ( 90 year old )   soul searching

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