Alcohols, Parts 1 and 2

 Opposite from my last video, I just want to, um

Everything is the opposite, okay.

Now I am going to like freestyle slam poetry on your butts:

Um, here I go. Um, I had too much Scotch whisky plus cheap gin and vodka. Yes that is about correct. Now here i go, now you will listen. I want to drink a little bit more because I still feel too... conscious, I guess that is the word. Just give me a minute, just going to put some more alcohol into my blood stream, even though it's dangerous and stupid. I hope you're not scared or anything, if you know me, or don't. 

*drinks*

2

I am afear'd that you will come back to life and assassinate my life. I don't know where this video ended. I wanna come back to life and figure out why you watched me die. I wanna find the reasons for living. The moon and sun are stupid in the sky, so I write about the earth and its purpose on my self. Why do I cry when my mood is high? I don't create myself, but nothing matters 'cause I am drunk on various alcohols. I can sing and dance. And this is more reason for a higher romance than what I feel between a female and man, or a man and male. I like myself more than most peo-pale. I don't care what you think about no one. No one cares what you think about Me. I feel like I'm so clever, but I might not be. I could wait for 1 second, I feel like I'm inside God's mind, but maybe it's his soul or his body or his penis or cunt. I wanna feel like I have done, the most I could do. Is it enough? Now I will say goodbye. I hope you like this kind of stuff.