Absolve Thyself w
Sorcery
Name a card in your deck. Search all libraries, hands, graveyards and the battlefield for all cards with that name and exile them.
Too Smart uu
Instant
Whenever a creatures deal combat damage this turn, its controller exiles a card from their hand or the top card of their library. Until end of turn players may cast a spell from exile without paying its mana cost.
Judgeless Faith wg
Instant
Target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the toughness of target creature you don't control. Untap the creature you control. Tap the one you don't control. Both gain shroud until end of turn.
Colonel Snakelegs bg
Legendary Creature - Human Snake Mutant
Menace, Infect
When Colonel Snakelegs blocks or becomes blocked, untap it, remove it from combat, put a -1/-1 counter on each attacking and blocking creature and a poison counter on each player.
2/2
Faithless Judge br
Creature - Human Demon
When a player loses life, they discard that many cards unless they sacrifice a permanent.
When a player discards a card to activate an ability or cast a spell or casts a spell for its madness cost, sacrifice Faithless Judge.
0/1
Two Black Cats bb
Creature - Cat
When Two Black Cats enters the battlefield, target player exiles a card from their hand.
Fear, undying
2/2
Daforce of Infinite Jest wu
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
When Daforce enters the battlefield, search your library and hand for a card and exile it face down.
When a player casts a spell with the same mana value as a card you own in exile, counter it and cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost.
0/4
Evil, Just a Name wb
Creature - Human
Other Humans get -1/-1.
When Evil deals damage, each player loses life equal to the number of Humans on the battlefield.
When another creature enters the battlefield, it fights target Human.
When another creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped. It is a Human.
3/3
Ercot Tizexdo wr
Legendary Creature - Kithkin
When you cast a non-creature spell, white or red creatures get +1/+0 or +0/+1 until end of turn.
1/1
Dam the Sky ur
Instant
The next time a player would draw cards, they draw twice or half that many cards rounded down.
The next time a player is dealt non-combat damage, they are dealt twice or half that damage rounded up.
Dumb Numb Faerie ub
Creature - Faerie
Indestructible
When a black or blue creature without flying deals or is dealt damage, put a flying counter on it. If it has flying, remove all its flying counters. It loses flying.
1/1
Deer Pond ug
Enchantment
White, black and red attacking creatures get -1/-0 until end of turn and tap when they attack.
When two or more blue or green creatures block one creature, they get +0/+1 for each blocking creature and gain shroud until end of turn.
If any Deer, Elk or Moose would die, instead sacrifice Deer Pond.
Early Churchyard Gathering w w/u/g w/u/g
Legendary Enchantment
w: Target permanent gains protection from the color or card type of your choice until end of turn. If it would leave the battlefield this turn and you control E. C. G., instead sacrifice E. C. G.
u: Target player returns a permanent they control to its owner's hand, unless they phase out 2 permanents they control.
g: Each creature that entered the battlefield this turn gains hexproof, bushido 1, and exert: put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Sacrifice a white, blue, and green permanent: Return E.C.G from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Suit of Anchors 2/u
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +0/+2 for each island on the battlefield.
When equipped creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +0/+X where X is the other creature's/s' toughness/es.
Sacrifice Suit of Anchors: Put equipped creature and all creatures blocking it or creatures it is blocking on the bottoms of their owner's libraries.
Equip 2/u
Cactuscat wrg
Creature - Plant Cat
Flash, defender
If a creature is attacking alone, you may pay w, r, or g to cast Cactuscat.
When 3 or more creatures attack, sacrifice Cactuscat.
When Cactuscat dies, it deal 3 damage divided as it chooses among 3 targets.
3/1
Sine Shun x
Instant
X equals the number of targets. Each mana spent must be the same color as a color of a different target (or colorless).
Counter up to 3 target spells.
If an opponent casts a spell after Sine Shun, and it has less than 3 targets, then it targets that spell until it has 3 targets.
If an opponent casts a spell with a "3" on it, cast Shun Sine from your graveyard, targeting that spell.
Caretaker of the Old Hunting Lodge ggg + [phyrexian ggg]
Creature - Human Werebear
If Caretaker of the Old Hunting Lodge would be returned to your hand or put into your library or a graveyard from anywhere, instead exile it.
When a non-land enters the battlefield, he gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Lands you control that can produce green mana cannot be targeted or leave the battlefield.
At the beginning of each turn, if three or more spells were cast last turn, exile him.
Daybound
3/3
FLIPSIDE
Osos, Age-Old Hungerer
Legendary Creature - Bear Werebear
When another creature deals damage, exile it. Osos gains its static abilities.
You may cast creatures exiled by Osos. You may pay life equal to their power instead of paying their mana cost.
At the beginning of each turn, if three or more spells were cast last turn, transform Osos.
6/6
Lotus-Born Awakened-One
Legendary Enchantment Creature Planeswalker
You can only cast Lotus-Born Awakened-One if you have exactly 3 of the same type of mana in your mana pool.
Cannot be countered or leave the battlefield.
8: Only 8 mana of the same type can pay for this. You get an emblem with "Creature cards you own are copies of Lotus-Born Awakened-One and get +1/+1 for each emblem you have and each non-creature card you control, in your hand, graveyard and exile. Play with your hand revealed."
0/0
Flying Spider gg
Creature - Spider Mutant
Flying, infect
1/1
Sea Fie Fie Gull wu
Creature - Elemental Bird Incarnation
Flying
0: Sea Fie Fie Gull becomes a 3/3 green Human with vigilance named Sofie Fiegl who loses flying and cannot have flying, until end of turn. Use this ability only if you control a card with "farm" on it.
0: This card becomes its original text.
2/2
Essex Farm
Legendary Land
Enters the battlefield tapped and does not untap during your next untap step.
t: add wubrg. This mana does not empty from your mana pool as steps and turns end. Doesn't untap during your next untap step.
When a creature or land dies, each player gains a life.
You can only have 1 Essex Farm in a deck. Essex Farm cannot be copied and cannot change controllers.
[ the first one i made for NEWMAGIC: the next card ]
Slayer Benight , the Sold wubbbrg
Legendary Creature - Ninja Rebel
When you cast Slayer Benight, target player sacrifices each creature they control.
If Slayer Benight would be put into a graveyard or exiled from anywhere, instead put him into his owner's hand.
"The only Japanese Frenchman... he could never be the same so became their World's worst friend."
- Golphyrewquitz , Noble Storyman
1/1
The Norman Conquest of Japan wur
Enchantment - Saga
I: Creatures have infect as long as this is on the battlefield.
II: Replace all -1/-1 counters with +1/+1 counters and vice versa.
III: If you control a permanent of each type, replace one of each with one of the same type from a graveyard.
Delirium - Sacrifice an enchantment: You may cast The Norman Conquest of Japan from your graveyard.
Golphyrewquitz , Noble Storyman ubg
Legendary Creature - Ninja Shaman
w/r/g, t: Search your library for an historic card. Put it on top of your library. Shuffle.
When he is unblocked, each player returns an historic card from their graveyard to the battlefield or they lose 3 life.
Ninjitsu wubrg - When he Ninjitsus, each player returns 5 historic cards from their graveyards to the battlefield. Scry 5.
0/5
"What...?"
- SLAYER BENIGHT
Blood Spilt
Legendary Artifact Creature Land - Plains Island
[t: add w or u. This has summoning sickness]
1/2
"This might be the weirdest ... ?"
- Richard Garfield, probably
The Ground Is Ants r
Enchant World
When a player activates a land's ability or when it enters their battlefield or becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to that player or any target they control of their choice.
Landfall - Until end of turn, target land each player controls becomes a 1/1 red Insect with "t, sacrifice: Deals 1 damage to any target."
"Ouchies."
- Princess Aftanaziong
Double Horse w/r w r
Creature - Horse Horse
Haste, double strike, vigilance
When you cast Double Horse, copy it.
1/1
Dddoggg wg
Creature - Dog
When Dddoggg enters the battlefield, create 3 food tokens.
Dddoggg does not untap during your untap step.
Sacrifice a food: Untap.
If you control no food, Dddoggg attacks each turn if able, and when it deals damage, it deals that much damage to you then return it to its owner's hand.
2/2
China in Africa brg
Enchantment - Saga
I, II: Each player exiles a creature or land they control.
III: Return the exiled cards to the battlefield. Each gets haste, trample, +X/+0 where X is its mana value and "When this deals damage, sacrifice it at the end of your turn."
Princess Aftanaziong wwuubg
Legendary Creature - Human God
If a creature with power less than hers would die, it phases out.
The maximum hand size is equal to the number of phased out cards.
When a card phases in, its controller draws.
5/9
Slayer Benight , the God w/u/b/r/g
Creature - God
Split Second
When you cast, Slayer Benight , the God, they become a copy of target spell, permanent, card in a graveyard, card in your hand, which you would reveal, or exiled card.
0/0
Bad World Day w/g bb
Enchant World
At the end of each turn, if a player lost six or more life during this turn, they take an extra turn after this one. The player who lost the most life takes their extra turn first, extra turns being taken in order from the player who lost most life to player who lost least. In a tie, the player with lowest life total takes it first, and if their total is tied, the player who took their first turn last... is now first. - "Bob Dylan"
Bobo Dylan ggg
Legendary Creature - Monkey Bard
X, t, Players reveal their hands: Put an enchantment onto the battlefield from target hand, where X is its mana value.
Reach
0/2
Bad Day World bbbb
Enchant World
When a source causes loss of life, its controller loses half that much rounded up.
When two or more permanents tap or untap, their controller sacrifices one of them.
Spisk Ram w/u/b/r/g r
Creature - Goat
Mountainwalk
Discard a card: Spisk Ram gains plains-, island-, swamp-, forest-, or nonbasic land-walk until end of turn.
When an opponent discards a card, sacrifice Spisk Ram.
2/3
Teff Jweedy ur
Legendary Creature - Zombie Bard
Haste, Vigilance
ur, t, discard a card: Choose one:
- Draw a card. Each player can have target player lose one life. If they don't they gain one life.
- Deals one damage to target creature with power greater than 1 or planeswalker with more than 1 loyalty.
- Return one of the top two cards of your graveyard to your hand. Deals 2 damage to you.
1/3
Bard Caller w/u/g b/r wug
Creature - Bard God
Other Bards have haste, banding and rampage 3
When Bard Caller attacks search your library for a Bard, choose any Bards from graveyards, reveal any Bards from your hand, and put them onto the battlefield under your control. Shuffle.
5/5
Discover Weekly uuu u/2life u/2life
How Am I? wubrrrrgggg
Instant
Convoke - You may tap a permanent any player controls to reduce this spell's cost by one mana of one of that card's color.
You may pay 2 of any color instead of 1 of another.
Gain 20 life.
Cannot be cast if a spell has been cast this turn.
You cannot cast spells or attack this turn.
"I was all right, the sun was down but I was up." - Thee
Thee, the Very Beautiful wubrg/ [all phyrexian]
Legendary Creature - Human God
When Thee dies, each player creates a copy of Thee. They choose a keyword ability without a number associated (such as such as flying and not such as rampage). Their token has that ability.
"How could you? -- "
9/9
The Worst of Both Whorls w w/b w/b b
Enchant World
At the end of each player's turn if they control an untapped land, artifact or creature, they sacrifice it.
If a player does anything (taps a card, casts, blocks with a creature, any abilities et cetera) during another player's turn they lose 1 life and the player whose turn it is gains 1.
If a spell cast by each player is on the stack, counter them, exile all permanents and draw two.
Unhooked from Busy Nothingness wwgg
Sorcery
Cast only during a precombat main phase.
Prevent all damage dealt this turn. All permanents gain protection from everything.
Destroy all auras and equipment.
Unnecessary Addition bbrrr
Instant
Unnecessary Addition's mana value is 4.
Put +1/+0, +2/+0, +3/+0, -0/-3, -0/-2 and -0/-1 counters on between 5 to 7 target creatures.
When you cast a spell that does not have a mana value of 4 or 5 or any numbers anywhere on it that add up to 4 or 5, cast Unnecessary Addition from your graveyard.
The Moon Represented u/r/g/b
Instant
Create a 2/2 Moon token. If it would die, return it to your hand.
Its color is the color used to cast The Moon Represented.
A Golden Flower Sun www
Legendary Artifact - Grandmother
www, t, exile all hands and graveyards: Create a legendary white X/X Grandmother Plant Star creature named Willa Joyce, where X is your heart, mind and soul.... and the number of exiled cards.
"Today... get it?...."- WJOUBRUHVEBUYQEV;OE; OBRVQ'O/GNRHVPUA9
Heirloom Necklace
Artifact- Equipment
If Heirloom Necklace is in your opening hand, start the game with it on the battlefield and draw a card.
Equip www
Equipped creature gets +0/+10 and gains www, t, exile: Search your library for A Golden Flower Sun and put it onto the battlefield under your control.
Little Yellow Flowers g
Creature - Plant
w/u/b/r/g, t: Each creature the color of the mana spent on this ability and LYF phase out.
When LYF blocks, becomes blocked, or is targeted by a creature, sacrifice it.
0/1
Sain and Puffering uu
Planeswalker - Fish
+2: When a creature you control blocks during each of your opponent's next turns, double its power and toughness.
-2: The next time an opponent would draw a card, instead they sacrifice a permanent and you draw.
Sacrifice: For each permanent your opponents control, return to your battlefield a permanent card that left your battlefield this turn.
4
Madelena, Fallen Cheerleader wr
Legendary Creature - Human Rebel
When MFC is dealt damage, she instead phases out.
When MFC phases in, gain 3 life.
2/2
Dead Grandma bbb
Creature - Zombie Grandmother
When Dead Grandma blocks or becomes blocked, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature and a +1/+1 counter on Dead Grandma.
When the third creature dies each turn, return Dead Grandma from your graveyard to your battlefield.
3/3
Birdwater Highway
Artifact Land
Enters the battlefield tapped.
t: add u.
uuu: Create a 1/1 blue Bird with flying or return target Bird to its owner's hand.
Dog Wood
Land - Forest
t: add g.
X, t, sacrifice a forest: Create an X/X green dog, where X is the number of forests in your graveyard plus 1. Only green mana can be spent on X.
Fog Dood g
Creature - Human Shaman
Haste
g, t, discard a card: Prevent all combat damage dealt this turn.
When Fog Dood dies, create a Food token and return target Dog to its owner's hand.
1/1
Wog Dood w
Creature - Human Shaman
Haste
2ww, t, discard a card: Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
0/3
Canadianhunter g w/u/b/r
Snow Creature - Human
If snow mana was used to cast Canadianhunter, when it enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Dog snow creature token with haste.
When you lose one or more life, snow creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.
When Canadianhunter or a Dog you control dies lose life equal to its power.
2/2
Lustkill's Ice Dome
Legendary Land - Lair
You may choose not to untap Lustkill's Ice Dome. At your upkeep if it's tapped, you lose 1 life.
When Lustkill's Ice Dome enters the battlefield, return a non-Lair land you control to its owner's hand or tap all permanents you control.
t: Add w, u, b, or r.
When a creature's ability targets, tap that creature and it doesn't untap as long as Lustkill's Ice Dome is tapped.
Sylvan Esso
Legendary Enchantment Land - Forest
gg: Add one mana of any color
x g, t: Create x Food tokens. You can only spend up to one mana of each color on x.
gggg, t, exile Sylvan Esso: Create 2 legendary five-color 2/2s with indestructible and banding, named Amelia Meath and Nick Sandborn.
Lustkill br
Legendary Creature - Demon
Lustkill cannot block and when it is dealt combat damage, each player sacrifices a permanent or loses life equal to the damage dealt to Lustkill.
When Lustkill targets or is targeted, the source's controller sacrifices a permanent or loses life equal to the source's mana value.
When a player is targeted by a spell or ability, counter it. The targeted player and the source's controller each sacrifice a permanent and lose life equal to the source's mana value.
4/3
Wood Frog and Fairy Shrimp u/g ug
Tribal Instant - Frog Fairy Fish Insect
If you do not control a 1/1, create a 1/1 blue Fairy Fish Insect.
If you do not control a 2/2, create a 2/2 green Frog.
Choose forestwalk, islandwalk, shroud or evolve. Target creature (or a creature created by this spell) gains that ability.
At the beginning of your upkeep if you do not control either a 1/1 or a 2/2, you may return Wood Frog and Fairy Shrimp from your graveyard to your hand.
Wood'ow X
Sorcery
As an additional cost sacrifice a untapped Forest.
Only green mana may be spent to cast. X is the number of Forests you control and in your graveyard.
Deal X to any target, where X is the number of Forests you control and in your graveyard.
Werd Grub g
Creature - Insect
When you discard or mill Werd Grub, exile it, scry 1, then draw or mill 1.
If Werd Grub attacks and isn't blocked, each player mills 1. Werd Grub gets +X/+0, where X is the number of words in the name of the card you milled, if it has more words in its name than each card your opponents milled this way.
" Ion Made an Urn "
- Aaron Mundine
0/1
Dort [ 2 colorless ]
Artifact Creature - Gnome
Flash
When you cast Dort, it becomes a copy of target permanent or spell, then exile that spell or permanent if you control it. If you target a spell or permanent an opponent controls, then exile another spell or permanent you control of that opponent's choice.
If Dort is put into a graveyard, exile it.
0/0
Cerulean Bloodshed uuuu
Instant
For each spell each player cast this turn, they choose a non-land permanent.
Each player sacrifices all non-land permanents except the chosen ones.
Explicit Gore br
Instant
Deals damage equal to the number of creatures and planeswalkers on the battlefield to target creature or planeswalker. If that permanent dies this way, distribute -1/-1 counters equal to its toughness or loyalty, as it was dealt the damage.
Bird Blood wur
Sorcery
Choose one
- Sacrifice any number of Birds. Deals that much damage to that many targets, or all targets if there aren't that many.
- Create 3 1/1 white blue Bird tokens with flying. For each Bird in your graveyard put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Entwine wwuurr
Buckworm bg
Artifact Creature - Equipment Deer Wurm
Undying
Equipped creature has undying.
When this or equipped creature blocks, becomes blocked or dies, you gain 1 life and target opponent loses 1 life.
Reconfigure 2bg
1/1
[ rebegan on 3-18-23 ]
Speed-Kill Slows Down b b/r r
Instant
Sacrifice a creature. Destroy target creature with power or mana value less than the sacrificed creature's. That creature's controller destroys target creature with power or mana value less than that creature's. Repeat until there are no targets.
Izzet Angelic? wur
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent has flying, lifelink and hexproof
When enchanted permanent leaves the battlefield, return it and Izzet Angelic? to their owner's hand.
When enchanted permanent or Izzet Angelic? become targeted, return Izzet Angelic? to its owner's hand and copy the spell or ability. You may choose a new target or targets.
Rebeganagain 2/w 2/u 2/b 2/r 2/g
Sorcery
Permanents, hands and graveyards phase out until the end of the next turn. Each player draws 7 cards and puts any number of permanents from their hand onto the battlefield. They gain phasing.
Exile your hand and all other cards in you graveyard: Return Rebeganagain to your hand from your graveyard.
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