The waxing crescents of the fading sunlight kill me every time.
Then I wake up on another continent in another galaxy, cleansing all the sins of the passersby.
Saturday, July 31, 2021
We Get it Right
I'm going going going
back to sleep in Miami
for ten thousand days and nights.
We're a species. We're a Walrus.
We're a cancer. We're a dentist.
It doesn't matter if we get it right.
Reverse Birth Order
So many Gifts I could not receive in reverse order;
In birth order
I was sanctioned to die
by the United States Catholic Trust
and by the University of Southern Christian Technology.
Friday, July 30, 2021
Diet and Dying
It's late, i've been awake for 12 hours.
(5)
Diet and exercise
diet and Dying
I'm a gay doctor.
My mood is substantially broken.
Of Provincetown
Providence
2099 , - Jeff Mangum ' s Funeral
here
old and now
old and still here
forever and ourselves . . .
the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPAC6zt_1ZM
1990, Post-Apocalypse
" So cas' [ casual, a colloquial abbreviation ]
in the style of Southern California.
So Cal so cas' . . . "
" She roastedd you , Bro! "
" Nah , shay totallay to-asteddd you , Bra! "
"BRA, SHE ROASTED YAH TOAST , BROOOOOoOoOaO."
*dies*
Kids' Books
Barbara's Beach
William's Waterhole
Kit's Kitchen
Patrick's Porch
Timothy's Temple
Gregory's Galaxy
[ in spired by my cellular smart telephone .. . . ]
Unwake a Wednesday
A pin pricks the tip of my pen with the pin prick of a pin.
. . . Pins are fun.
un nothing else
un fun
un chocolat
cwoissant
passant
. . . .
a side from farming .
Thursday, July 29, 2021
Unhooked from Busy Nothingness
Unnecessary Addition
I was hot but I knew the water would stop.
Like a golden flower sun
Mother's mother's necklace
The moon represented.
- at the mazda dealership for scheduled maintainence
clouds rolls over us
NEWMAGIC
Absolve Thyself w
Sorcery
Name a card in your deck. Search all libraries, hands, graveyards and the battlefield for all cards with that name and exile them.
Too Smart uu
Instant
Whenever a creatures deal combat damage this turn, its controller exiles a card from their hand or the top card of their library. Until end of turn players may cast a spell from exile without paying its mana cost.
Judgeless Faith wg
Instant
Target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the toughness of target creature you don't control. Untap the creature you control. Tap the one you don't control. Both gain shroud until end of turn.
Colonel Snakelegs bg
Legendary Creature - Human Snake Mutant
Menace, Infect
When Colonel Snakelegs blocks or becomes blocked, untap it, remove it from combat, put a -1/-1 counter on each attacking and blocking creature and a poison counter on each player.
2/2
Faithless Judge br
Creature - Human Demon
When a player loses life, they discard that many cards unless they sacrifice a permanent.
When a player discards a card to activate an ability or cast a spell or casts a spell for its madness cost, sacrifice Faithless Judge.
0/1
Two Black Cats bb
Creature - Cat
When Two Black Cats enters the battlefield, target player exiles a card from their hand.
Fear, undying
2/2
Daforce of Infinite Jest wu
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
When Daforce enters the battlefield, search your library and hand for a card and exile it face down.
When a player casts a spell with the same mana value as a card you own in exile, counter it and cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost.
0/4
Evil, Just a Name wb
Creature - Human
Other Humans get -1/-1.
When Evil deals damage, each player loses life equal to the number of Humans on the battlefield.
When another creature enters the battlefield, it fights target Human.
When another creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped. It is a Human.
3/3
Ercot Tizexdo wr
Legendary Creature - Kithkin
When you cast a non-creature spell, white or red creatures get +1/+0 or +0/+1 until end of turn.
1/1
Dam the Sky ur
Instant
The next time a player would draw cards, they draw twice or half that many cards rounded down.
The next time a player is dealt non-combat damage, they are dealt twice or half that damage rounded up.
Dumb Numb Faerie ub
Creature - Faerie
Indestructible
When a black or blue creature without flying deals or is dealt damage, put a flying counter on it. If it has flying, remove all its flying counters. It loses flying.
1/1
Deer Pond ug
Enchantment
White, black and red attacking creatures get -1/-0 until end of turn and tap when they attack.
When two or more blue or green creatures block one creature, they get +0/+1 for each blocking creature and gain shroud until end of turn.
If any Deer, Elk or Moose would die, instead sacrifice Deer Pond.
Early Churchyard Gathering w w/u/g w/u/g
Legendary Enchantment
w: Target permanent gains protection from the color or card type of your choice until end of turn. If it would leave the battlefield this turn and you control E. C. G., instead sacrifice E. C. G.
u: Target player returns a permanent they control to its owner's hand, unless they phase out 2 permanents they control.
g: Each creature that entered the battlefield this turn gains hexproof, bushido 1, and exert: put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Sacrifice a white, blue, and green permanent: Return E.C.G from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Suit of Anchors 2/u
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +0/+2 for each island on the battlefield.
When equipped creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +0/+X where X is the other creature's/s' toughness/es.
Sacrifice Suit of Anchors: Put equipped creature and all creatures blocking it or creatures it is blocking on the bottoms of their owner's libraries.
Equip 2/u
Cactuscat wrg
Creature - Plant Cat
Flash, defender
If a creature is attacking alone, you may pay w, r, or g to cast Cactuscat.
When 3 or more creatures attack, sacrifice Cactuscat.
When Cactuscat dies, it deal 3 damage divided as it chooses among 3 targets.
3/1
Sine Shun x
Instant
X equals the number of targets. Each mana spent must be the same color as a color of a different target (or colorless).
Counter up to 3 target spells.
If an opponent casts a spell after Sine Shun, and it has less than 3 targets, then it targets that spell until it has 3 targets.
If an opponent casts a spell with a "3" on it, cast Shun Sine from your graveyard, targeting that spell.
Caretaker of the Old Hunting Lodge ggg + [phyrexian ggg]
Creature - Human Werebear
If Caretaker of the Old Hunting Lodge would be returned to your hand or put into your library or a graveyard from anywhere, instead exile it.
When a non-land enters the battlefield, he gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Lands you control that can produce green mana cannot be targeted or leave the battlefield.
At the beginning of each turn, if three or more spells were cast last turn, exile him.
Daybound
3/3
FLIPSIDE
Osos, Age-Old Hungerer
Legendary Creature - Bear Werebear
When another creature deals damage, exile it. Osos gains its static abilities.
You may cast creatures exiled by Osos. You may pay life equal to their power instead of paying their mana cost.
At the beginning of each turn, if three or more spells were cast last turn, transform Osos.
6/6
Lotus-Born Awakened-One
Legendary Enchantment Creature Planeswalker
You can only cast Lotus-Born Awakened-One if you have exactly 3 of the same type of mana in your mana pool.
Cannot be countered or leave the battlefield.
8: Only 8 mana of the same type can pay for this. You get an emblem with "Creature cards you own are copies of Lotus-Born Awakened-One and get +1/+1 for each emblem you have and each non-creature card you control, in your hand, graveyard and exile. Play with your hand revealed."
0/0
Flying Spider gg
Creature - Spider Mutant
Flying, infect
1/1
Sea Fie Fie Gull wu
Creature - Elemental Bird Incarnation
Flying
0: Sea Fie Fie Gull becomes a 3/3 green Human with vigilance named Sofie Fiegl who loses flying and cannot have flying, until end of turn. Use this ability only if you control a card with "farm" on it.
0: This card becomes its original text.
2/2
Essex Farm
Legendary Land
Enters the battlefield tapped and does not untap during your next untap step.
t: add wubrg. This mana does not empty from your mana pool as steps and turns end. Doesn't untap during your next untap step.
When a creature or land dies, each player gains a life.
You can only have 1 Essex Farm in a deck. Essex Farm cannot be copied and cannot change controllers.
[ the first one i made for NEWMAGIC: the next card ]
Slayer Benight , the Sold wubbbrg
Legendary Creature - Ninja Rebel
When you cast Slayer Benight, target player sacrifices each creature they control.
If Slayer Benight would be put into a graveyard or exiled from anywhere, instead put him into his owner's hand.
"The only Japanese Frenchman... he could never be the same so became their World's worst friend."
- Golphyrewquitz , Noble Storyman
1/1
The Norman Conquest of Japan wur
Enchantment - Saga
I: Creatures have infect as long as this is on the battlefield.
II: Replace all -1/-1 counters with +1/+1 counters and vice versa.
III: If you control a permanent of each type, replace one of each with one of the same type from a graveyard.
Delirium - Sacrifice an enchantment: You may cast The Norman Conquest of Japan from your graveyard.
Golphyrewquitz , Noble Storyman ubg
Legendary Creature - Ninja Shaman
w/r/g, t: Search your library for an historic card. Put it on top of your library. Shuffle.
When he is unblocked, each player returns an historic card from their graveyard to the battlefield or they lose 3 life.
Ninjitsu wubrg - When he Ninjitsus, each player returns 5 historic cards from their graveyards to the battlefield. Scry 5.
0/5
"What...?"
- SLAYER BENIGHT
Blood Spilt
Legendary Artifact Creature Land - Plains Island
[t: add w or u. This has summoning sickness]
1/2
"This might be the weirdest ... ?"
- Richard Garfield, probably
The Ground Is Ants r
Enchant World
When a player activates a land's ability or when it enters their battlefield or becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to that player or any target they control of their choice.
Landfall - Until end of turn, target land each player controls becomes a 1/1 red Insect with "t, sacrifice: Deals 1 damage to any target."
"Ouchies."
- Princess Aftanaziong
Double Horse w/r w r
Creature - Horse Horse
Haste, double strike, vigilance
When you cast Double Horse, copy it.
1/1
Dddoggg wg
Creature - Dog
When Dddoggg enters the battlefield, create 3 food tokens.
Dddoggg does not untap during your untap step.
Sacrifice a food: Untap.
If you control no food, Dddoggg attacks each turn if able, and when it deals damage, it deals that much damage to you then return it to its owner's hand.
2/2
China in Africa brg
Enchantment - Saga
I, II: Each player exiles a creature or land they control.
III: Return the exiled cards to the battlefield. Each gets haste, trample, +X/+0 where X is its mana value and "When this deals damage, sacrifice it at the end of your turn."
Princess Aftanaziong wwuubg
Legendary Creature - Human God
If a creature with power less than hers would die, it phases out.
The maximum hand size is equal to the number of phased out cards.
When a card phases in, its controller draws.
5/9
Slayer Benight , the God w/u/b/r/g
Creature - God
Split Second
When you cast, Slayer Benight , the God, they become a copy of target spell, permanent, card in a graveyard, card in your hand, which you would reveal, or exiled card.
0/0
Bad World Day w/g bb
Enchant World
At the end of each turn, if a player lost six or more life during this turn, they take an extra turn after this one. The player who lost the most life takes their extra turn first, extra turns being taken in order from the player who lost most life to player who lost least. In a tie, the player with lowest life total takes it first, and if their total is tied, the player who took their first turn last... is now first. - "Bob Dylan"
Bobo Dylan ggg
Legendary Creature - Monkey Bard
X, t, Players reveal their hands: Put an enchantment onto the battlefield from target hand, where X is its mana value.
Reach
0/2
Bad Day World bbbb
Enchant World
When a source causes loss of life, its controller loses half that much rounded up.
When two or more permanents tap or untap, their controller sacrifices one of them.
Spisk Ram w/u/b/r/g r
Creature - Goat
Mountainwalk
Discard a card: Spisk Ram gains plains-, island-, swamp-, forest-, or nonbasic land-walk until end of turn.
When an opponent discards a card, sacrifice Spisk Ram.
2/3
Teff Jweedy ur
Legendary Creature - Zombie Bard
Haste, Vigilance
ur, t, discard a card: Choose one:
- Draw a card. Each player can have target player lose one life. If they don't they gain one life.
- Deals one damage to target creature with power greater than 1 or planeswalker with more than 1 loyalty.
- Return one of the top two cards of your graveyard to your hand. Deals 2 damage to you.
1/3
Bard Caller w/u/g b/r wug
Creature - Bard God
Other Bards have haste, banding and rampage 3
When Bard Caller attacks search your library for a Bard, choose any Bards from graveyards, reveal any Bards from your hand, and put them onto the battlefield under your control. Shuffle.
5/5
Discover Weekly uuu u/2life u/2life
When you draw a card, exile the top card of your
library face down, then you may discard a card to
put a card exiled with Discover Weekly into your
hand.
Vanishing 7
When you sacrifice Discover Weekly, you may
discard your hand to put up to 7 cards you own
in exile into your hand...
"Pretty good, huh?" - Me
Discover Weakly u/g/3life
Instant
Search the top half of your library for a basic forest or island
and put it into your hand... tapped.
Pay 1 life: Put a -0/-1 counter on target creature.
?Where were we?" - Who?
How Am I? wubrrrrgggg
Instant
Convoke - You may tap a permanent any player controls to reduce this spell's cost by one mana of one of that card's color.
You may pay 2 of any color instead of 1 of another.
Gain 20 life.
Cannot be cast if a spell has been cast this turn.
You cannot cast spells or attack this turn.
"I was all right, the sun was down but I was up." - Thee
Thee, the Very Beautiful wubrg/ [all phyrexian]
Legendary Creature - Human God
When Thee dies, each player creates a copy of Thee. They choose a keyword ability without a number associated (such as such as flying and not such as rampage). Their token has that ability.
"How could you? -- "
9/9
The Worst of Both Whorls w w/b w/b b
Enchant World
At the end of each player's turn if they control an untapped land, artifact or creature, they sacrifice it.
If a player does anything (taps a card, casts, blocks with a creature, any abilities et cetera) during another player's turn they lose 1 life and the player whose turn it is gains 1.
If a spell cast by each player is on the stack, counter them, exile all permanents and draw two.
Unhooked from Busy Nothingness wwgg
Sorcery
Cast only during a precombat main phase.
Prevent all damage dealt this turn. All permanents gain protection from everything.
Destroy all auras and equipment.
Unnecessary Addition bbrrr
Instant
Unnecessary Addition's mana value is 4.
Put +1/+0, +2/+0, +3/+0, -0/-3, -0/-2 and -0/-1 counters on between 5 to 7 target creatures.
When you cast a spell that does not have a mana value of 4 or 5 or any numbers anywhere on it that add up to 4 or 5, cast Unnecessary Addition from your graveyard.
The Moon Represented u/r/g/b
Instant
Create a 2/2 Moon token. If it would die, return it to your hand.
Its color is the color used to cast The Moon Represented.
A Golden Flower Sun www
Legendary Artifact - Grandmother
www, t, exile all hands and graveyards: Create a legendary white X/X Grandmother Plant Star creature named Willa Joyce, where X is your heart, mind and soul.... and the number of exiled cards.
"Today... get it?...."- WJOUBRUHVEBUYQEV;OE; OBRVQ'O/GNRHVPUA9
Heirloom Necklace
Artifact- Equipment
If Heirloom Necklace is in your opening hand, start the game with it on the battlefield and draw a card.
Equip www
Equipped creature gets +0/+10 and gains www, t, exile: Search your library for A Golden Flower Sun and put it onto the battlefield under your control.
Little Yellow Flowers g
Creature - Plant
w/u/b/r/g, t: Each creature the color of the mana spent on this ability and LYF phase out.
When LYF blocks, becomes blocked, or is targeted by a creature, sacrifice it.
0/1
Sain and Puffering uu
Planeswalker - Fish
+2: When a creature you control blocks during each of your opponent's next turns, double its power and toughness.
-2: The next time an opponent would draw a card, instead they sacrifice a permanent and you draw.
Sacrifice: For each permanent your opponents control, return to your battlefield a permanent card that left your battlefield this turn.
4
Madelena, Fallen Cheerleader wr
Legendary Creature - Human Rebel
When MFC is dealt damage, she instead phases out.
When MFC phases in, gain 3 life.
2/2
Dead Grandma bbb
Creature - Zombie Grandmother
When Dead Grandma blocks or becomes blocked, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature and a +1/+1 counter on Dead Grandma.
When the third creature dies each turn, return Dead Grandma from your graveyard to your battlefield.
3/3
Birdwater Highway
Artifact Land
Enters the battlefield tapped.
t: add u.
uuu: Create a 1/1 blue Bird with flying or return target Bird to its owner's hand.
Dog Wood
Land - Forest
t: add g.
X, t, sacrifice a forest: Create an X/X green dog, where X is the number of forests in your graveyard plus 1. Only green mana can be spent on X.
Fog Dood g
Creature - Human Shaman
Haste
g, t, discard a card: Prevent all combat damage dealt this turn.
When Fog Dood dies, create a Food token and return target Dog to its owner's hand.
1/1
Wog Dood w
Creature - Human Shaman
Haste
2ww, t, discard a card: Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
0/3
Canadianhunter g w/u/b/r
Snow Creature - Human
If snow mana was used to cast Canadianhunter, when it enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Dog snow creature token with haste.
When you lose one or more life, snow creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.
When Canadianhunter or a Dog you control dies lose life equal to its power.
2/2
Lustkill's Ice Dome
Legendary Land - Lair
You may choose not to untap Lustkill's Ice Dome. At your upkeep if it's tapped, you lose 1 life.
When Lustkill's Ice Dome enters the battlefield, return a non-Lair land you control to its owner's hand or tap all permanents you control.
t: Add w, u, b, or r.
When a creature's ability targets, tap that creature and it doesn't untap as long as Lustkill's Ice Dome is tapped.
Sylvan Esso
Legendary Enchantment Land - Forest
gg: Add one mana of any color
x g, t: Create x Food tokens. You can only spend up to one mana of each color on x.
gggg, t, exile Sylvan Esso: Create 2 legendary five-color 2/2s with indestructible and banding, named Amelia Meath and Nick Sandborn.
Lustkill br
Legendary Creature - Demon
Lustkill cannot block and when it is dealt combat damage, each player sacrifices a permanent or loses life equal to the damage dealt to Lustkill.
When Lustkill targets or is targeted, the source's controller sacrifices a permanent or loses life equal to the source's mana value.
When a player is targeted by a spell or ability, counter it. The targeted player and the source's controller each sacrifice a permanent and lose life equal to the source's mana value.
4/3
Wood Frog and Fairy Shrimp u/g ug
Tribal Instant - Frog Fairy Fish Insect
If you do not control a 1/1, create a 1/1 blue Fairy Fish Insect.
If you do not control a 2/2, create a 2/2 green Frog.
Choose forestwalk, islandwalk, shroud or evolve. Target creature (or a creature created by this spell) gains that ability.
At the beginning of your upkeep if you do not control either a 1/1 or a 2/2, you may return Wood Frog and Fairy Shrimp from your graveyard to your hand.
Wood'ow X
Sorcery
As an additional cost sacrifice a untapped Forest.
Only green mana may be spent to cast. X is the number of Forests you control and in your graveyard.
Deal X to any target, where X is the number of Forests you control and in your graveyard.
Werd Grub g
Creature - Insect
When you discard or mill Werd Grub, exile it, scry 1, then draw or mill 1.
If Werd Grub attacks and isn't blocked, each player mills 1. Werd Grub gets +X/+0, where X is the number of words in the name of the card you milled, if it has more words in its name than each card your opponents milled this way.
" Ion Made an Urn "
- Aaron Mundine
0/1
Dort [ 2 colorless ]
Artifact Creature - Gnome
Flash
When you cast Dort, it becomes a copy of target permanent or spell, then exile that spell or permanent if you control it. If you target a spell or permanent an opponent controls, then exile another spell or permanent you control of that opponent's choice.
If Dort is put into a graveyard, exile it.
0/0
Cerulean Bloodshed uuuu
Instant
For each spell each player cast this turn, they choose a non-land permanent.
Each player sacrifices all non-land permanents except the chosen ones.
Explicit Gore br
Instant
Deals damage equal to the number of creatures and planeswalkers on the battlefield to target creature or planeswalker. If that permanent dies this way, distribute -1/-1 counters equal to its toughness or loyalty, as it was dealt the damage.
Bird Blood wur
Sorcery
Choose one
- Sacrifice any number of Birds. Deals that much damage to that many targets, or all targets if there aren't that many.
- Create 3 1/1 white blue Bird tokens with flying. For each Bird in your graveyard put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Entwine wwuurr
Buckworm bg
Artifact Creature - Equipment Deer Wurm
Undying
Equipped creature has undying.
When this or equipped creature blocks, becomes blocked or dies, you gain 1 life and target opponent loses 1 life.
Reconfigure 2bg
1/1
[ rebegan on 3-18-23 ]
Speed-Kill Slows Down b b/r r
Instant
Sacrifice a creature. Destroy target creature with power or mana value less than the sacrificed creature's. That creature's controller destroys target creature with power or mana value less than that creature's. Repeat until there are no targets.
Izzet Angelic? wur
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent has flying, lifelink and hexproof
When enchanted permanent leaves the battlefield, return it and Izzet Angelic? to their owner's hand.
When enchanted permanent or Izzet Angelic? become targeted, return Izzet Angelic? to its owner's hand and copy the spell or ability. You may choose a new target or targets.
Rebeganagain 2/w 2/u 2/b 2/r 2/g
Sorcery
Permanents, hands and graveyards phase out until the end of the next turn. Each player draws 7 cards and puts any number of permanents from their hand onto the battlefield. They gain phasing.
Exile your hand and all other cards in you graveyard: Return Rebeganagain to your hand from your graveyard.
Target® 3
Legendary Artifact
1, t: Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target to Target® even if Target® is not a legal target.
3, t: Look at the top 3 cards of your library. For each card you may discard a card to put it into your hand. Put the remaining cards into your graveyard or on top of your library in any order.
A Girl Sideways
I knew a girl sideways, so she kung-fu gripped my tongue.
I'm coming like a race horse in the morning of the Dawn.
I fought a boxer rebellion with my pinkies and my thumbs.
My Body was a toadstool, so I forgot to eat my lunch . . . .
Superimpose Rice Cakes
Superimpose rice cakes
Over my face ;
I don't care if you done gone an' erased
My life from the hist'ry books , cuz
it weren't there in the first place.
Wednesday, July 28, 2021
Sand Toilet
I will build a sand toilet
On the beach,
have a sit
and shit.
I will not care who is watching me.
I will not eat anyone else's breakfast;
We should give ourselves a second chance.
The Galveston Papers
" She had that bird right here, but
she went out to dry it off . . . "
Sunday, ~7:30 p.m. 7-25-2021
Hej. It's Greg. I drank too much wine. I've been drinking
coconut water too, so I hope that helps. I like this Font. ... [my handwriting]
"Corridors of Time" is on now. I been listening to my Youtube
favourites. I'm in a hotel in Galveston. I should go to the
beach, now. "Eternity" by Soundwalk + Patti Smith is on:
I just texted Aaron that another song [ https://youtu.be/JLGgP0tsb4I?t=919 ]
reminded me of this [ Eternity ], this morning.
I gotta go outside. I am dressed... I am embarrassed.
My fat body.
Maybe I should sleep. I must see the Moonrise.
(Night_. End Page end Me.
10:00 p.m. / Now is 752 p.m. l
a pair o' phrase(s)
Free.
Word. very weak . . . weak like the Sea.
okay, this is real this time. I meant to write 'real'
but it looks more like reel. I have been around
alotta fishin' --- Matagorda Galveston.
I am too proud of my self. I dunno Why.
Some kinda Honesty... Kinda Hell, maybe.
I do . . not like myself. I Love Me, so
now I write and do not thinky
my pen is Me, I am God for today
I Love evil People . . . .
(i've had some rum, Myer's dark)
Wow
Wau - so twoo , (truu)
God is Jesus.
I am Me. No one is Me.
I am all of Us. I love the Tired
Rich Poor [ pitch roar ] Hungry Stupid Unlovable.
O.K. now I am 4 real.
It's 12 noon therebouts . Monday
J'ly 26th, 2 thousand twenty 1 a.d.
after death... not really. before death
really.
I just heard LeaMeam Ballllmm, by Sun
Kilmoon. So CooL Dooodz.
Sorry i am drunk on rum. It's 12:01 (one)
I wish I would write Neatly. I go fast
to get more thots out ... faster, or
thots gets Lost. I sang myself a song on
a walk , home from a Liquor store.
I Love everyone. Leave me alone Please.
I know everything - WhAt's that?
Who'm I? I die to drive to A Light House.
Good nite. i t s 12:04 p.m.
I'll go to The Strand soon
I am on vacation in Galveston
{ Gal , vest on ! (put a vest on, it is chilly round these here waters... mhmmm... }
I'LL Go
Green Arrow
by Yo (jo) La TenGo.
So silly. I do not know.
I'll do better fo' you and us.
and them ( they are we ) I'm so inclusive and
happy , happy-making , Perso-Pleasant
Make all Good choices
Never Die , but
Be alive. Okay now. Bye ____
GOD'LL LOV-
E ALL OF US.
Tuesday, July 27, 2021
Passing by attractive girls/women on the beach at sunrise won'ering if/what they think of me . . . .
I'm in Nirvana
Permanent bliss
Endless goodness
Limitless light, love, peace and understanding
Walking in the wake on a quiet beach towards a rising sun
SeaWall
Do ya realise
Lettem know ya realise life movez pretty fast
it's hard to make Anything last
The sun dudden come up
Just an illusion caused by the Earth turning Us....
Am I completely lazy, stupid and ugly? Or do i have hope, do i have value ?
Goobye!
Monday, July 26, 2021
3 ..or 6 or 12.... mtg cards, Surfside Beach to galveston [and back home]
Draining All Love (from Acapulco) bb
Enchantment
Flash
At each end step, if a player gained life this turn, they lose twice that much life, and if a creature has greater power than its base power or greater toughness than its base toughness, put a -1/-1 counter on it.
The Muddy Moon ug
Enchantment
When you draw a card after your first draw each turn, choose one -
- Draw then discard.
- Each creature you control loses flying and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of cards you've drawn this turn.
- Target creature loses flying and gets -X/-0 until end of turn, where X is the number of cards you've drawn this turn.
When a permanent you control becomes targeted, return it to its owner's hand and discard a card.
There Is No Second Nature gg
Enchantment
Bestow 2g
When a creature or land dies, its owner searches their library, hand, and graveyard for all cards with the same name and exiles them.
Enchanted creature or land loses all abilities that other creatures or lands have and vice versa. When enchanted creature or land dies, its owner searches their library, hand, and graveyard for all cards with the same name and exiles them.
One more:
Ursula w/g w/g
Legendary Enchantment Creature - Spirit Bear
Once per turn, when a creature or enchantment you control leaves the battlefield, choose one -
- Return that card or another creature or enchantment you control with equal mana value to your hand.
- Put a creature or enchantment with equal mana value from your graveyard or hand onto the battlefield.
2/2
Another one more;
Two Bodies and Souls Merge wubrg
Sorcery
Two target creatures fight. If one dies, exile it and attach it the other. It has the names of both cards; its mana value is the combination of both card's mana values; its power and toughness are their combined powers and toughnesses; it has the abilities and types of both.
If both creatures die, exile them and create a token of the merged cards (see above.)
If neither die, exile 'em. And all cards with the same name. From bfs and graveyards... yea...
"On a gal vest on street, they did never meet...butonce... enuff..."
Another Another one more:;
Scalp Burn r
Tribal Instant - Human Warrior
Deal 1 damage to any target.
Deal 1 damage to any target for each Tribal and Warrior card you control or in your graveyard.
When a creature, planeswalker or player dies from this damage, mill a card and lose one life.
Crab Allies. 1u
Creature - Crab Ally
Islandwalk
When a Crab enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an island or Crab and put it into your hand. Shuffle.
1u, untap, return a Crab you control to your hand: Search your library for an island, Crab, Ally or Pirate and put it into your hand.
1/2
"You called me Oldness." Gggg
Legendary Creature - Treefolk God
YcmO enters the battlefield tapped. You may choose not to untap it. If something would untap it, counter that something.
Vigilance, indestructible
As long as this is tapped, other Treefolk, Plants, Fungi and Saprolings get +1/+1 for each other creature of the same type on the battlefield.
As long as your devotion to green is less than 9, this cannot untap.
When YcmO attacks, tap all other permanents.
5/7
Rock Knot Neck 2r
Creature - Mutant Beast
Mutate 3rr
When Rock Knot Neck attacks or blocks, it deals 2 damage to you.
4/1
Nauseous Crater-Face b/r u/r b/u
Creature - Horror
Exalted, unblockable
Nauseous Crater-Face cannot attack if other creatures are attacking.
Sacrifice: Each player sacrifices a creature or loses 4 life.
4/1
Lost and Old River
Legenday Land - Swamp
When LaOR enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. Add one mana of a type the returned land could produce (were it still on the battlefield).
If you don't control another land, sacrifice LaOR instead.
A Stuffed Bear 1g
Artifact - Bear
When a creature you control dies, or when a creature you don't control enters the battlefield, A Stuffed Bear becomes a 2/2 until end of turn.
g, tap an untapped creature you control: Remove target attacking creature from combat. A Stuffed Bear becomes a 2/2 until the end of the next turn.
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Comfort on Galveston, ~11:30 a.m. Monday July 26th, 2021, Full Sun, 90 Fahrenheit . . . .
A bottle of pept-
o bismol, a universal charger, a wall outlet
That's easy to get
To and full of elect-
Ricity, an outdoor dark-wickery bright-cushioned comphortable sofa
On a comfortable front porch
Beyond all reasonable discomfort.
Sunday, July 25, 2021
Be-cause, Be-cause, Beecause [ a rapping songeth ]
!!! Volume to the max
Brazilian wax on your forehead
Cause you know we knever know where we go
Cause the skin of our Lies falls out of our teeth
Cause you, you're dreaming, if you never need me.
Saturday, July 24, 2021
My Teeth Are Tingling
Drinking mozzaRella
We just saw The Father, my mother and I
I'll recommend it to Alex . . . maybe not , too sad ?
I am excited to drive to the texas beach tomorrow
all alone
all one
I've been obsessed again with tappedout.net , made like 4 decks in 24 hours. A fantastic waste of my life. .
Google, do you know?
I wanted to make a deck with a lot of undying, called We Love You, Please Undie
Scott Pilgrim , Crash. I was just thinking of " it's not a race . . . "
Friday, July 23, 2021
A Dream Really Happened to Me
. . . .
She wrote a a letter dated March 15th, 1999, 2 or 3 p.m., 14 or 15 hundred hours.
A lock of her dark brown hair spiraled onto the paper on the table.
She stayed home all winter, mostly in an area approximately 25 feet by 20 feet. The atmosphere shone like a blank page.
She didn't have to think about what to write. With this human condition, ... , knowing is half the battle.
Struggle
Her dark blue-ish inkpen slid along the thick white paper, curls and waves.
All of You
Are behind Here
My mother and I saw Only Yesterday. Aaron highly recommended it. I love it, one of my favourites
Thursday, July 22, 2021
1 2 3: 2
I
sat in
a round circle.
A
circular circle
flattens younger holypeople.
By
teaching you
algebraic slang versions,
Greg
nears your
interior God song.
I Don't Even Want to Know
It was Thursday and the sun beat sideways on my faces and two days;
It was Sunday and the Thursday was falling off the calendar;
He said, why don't you stay with me?
She said, I don't even know you;
I don't even want to know.
Tuesday, July 20, 2021
Monday, July 19, 2021
Predictive Text Message
Looks perfect (; You can be any of those shoes and I are very interested and I are looking to get a replacement and I will be able and willing and willing for it if I could get a few seconds to do it and then it would be dealt with in a random way that you can be any kind and you can be any of your choice or your choice or not a creature that player and each permanent you will have a great idea for the scenery of your choice in the dim of your life.
Sunday, July 11, 2021
Can't See or Think
I probably came in late The hotel lobby closed Marfa 36 hours
Trinkit drunk pazt bedtime your 4th door Brown leaks remember differently Grown ass ensemble assemblage Haruken hallway halfass director of human routine bullshit, False Prophet Pretense, 14 year old girl begs the concierge till the Lexus league takes her to her midclass stephather
Home again just in time for another rerun of jeopardy...
Potato soup and thinnest meatloaf.
You understand no undertaking, no one spreads out on the range a 4thousand square foot ranchouse
The End
For Now
1 2 3 Poetry
there,
were cookies
to be eaten.
i
invented a
form of poetry.
one,
then two,
at last, three.
marriage,
begin reworking
constantly surprise eyes.
open
flavor of
guttural, responsive time.
ending,
upon our digestion,
wakefully freeforming art.
Monday, July 5, 2021
Post-Costco British Accent Rap
I got room for fittin' in the vitamins
No one knows if we can live without sin
Or how, from chaos, anything can begin
We all find out, don't we, in the end ?
Sunday, July 4, 2021
Trapped in Heaven
I bang on the floor of clouds.
I bang on the ceiling of light.
I scream. I can hear nothing.
I watch God walk away infinitely, leading the flock
of Heaveneers, only God knows to where and why.
God holds a grey staff with a Godly Hand
Bigger than sky, bigger than land;
It squeezes me tightly, keeps me close.
I can never leave Heaven.
What can i do ?
I felt claustrophobic lying in bed, through the curtains a cloudy morning;
I heard rain falling on her house,
Listening to Ozley sing the first song that brings her profound peace . . .
https://youtu.be/UAU6gyzJtww
Friday, July 2, 2021
free write , fake dream . . . or not
Look
The really utopian white yellow pox comes to imitate
intimidation techniques force very old feral middle chools to cancel reprobation meticulous diuretics umpteenth impossible to be more than 1 of 2 gross injustice
verily i unto You, look impossible to steal and phornicate oll over the yung human juice taco meander whistle
Nun was from the north place. Most weasels fuck little nice feeble french fucks.. look u might no who i am
I derive beacon like Boston and creme on my packages of Bacon, for mothers all over the wretched 100 day Earthplace.
Open the book, the internet, it tells me now is just a moment you feel to remember
U foster
my open
Ness
Wonder
She llooks
so Cool
May we in Time
Begin and Belie
Hero and Done for reading thank you
so-everything
Bye.
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