A Conversation with Human Comedy

I woke at about 6:30 in the morning. My mom let the dogs out. She turned on the TV....
This is where I escape Reality.... all too often.
I found myself in a four door sedan parked in front of the building where Bob Odenkirk was waiting to meet the representative from a TV network that I or you have never heard of.

So I looked out of the car's windows and I looked at the passenger seat and saw a really special tuna sandwich. So I would do what Anyone almost yearly would forsee, I ate the darg nang thing.

Then I used a old piece of floss to floss my teeth.
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This
seems to be my pattern
I am alone,
I drink alcohol
( what I think I can get away with )
I listen to music
and I sing and type and write Mostly Non Sense.
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Then thru a wall of glass, I saw Bob Odenkirk walk thru a hallway.
I hurried and unbuckled my seatbelt.
I calm burred out off the Car Camry.
I thought just like my Mother tot Me, I know not to worry, Do I?
"Just settle down, There is no alcohol, Or bad pigs near here, Where is the Hospital?"
I heard him so clear. So I beegan My Perfection List, 1, NO Tomato,
THEN I FORGOT. ... I am so sorry. So I
Said,
Jesus Christ, these words are the words of a person who

is not all to gether.

I put on Adam Green Spotify radio. I like
it.

I have had more tequila and cointreau and stuff, but I think I should have not.

Fix My Blues - Adam Green

Then the story I started came back... Bob Odenkirk walked past my car, and I realised I had been staring at the windshield and drooling.
I thought I had already gotten out, but I unbuckled and opened the car door and closed it, and I walked as fast as I could while seeming normal down the side walk toward Bob the Freaking Odenkirk.

So, I admired palm trees. I asked myself why I had waited ten years to fill my prescription for fun time.