Two Young Americans with Weiners Converse ( A Song )

- Can you come to my birthday party?

- - Of course I cannot. I do not really like you.

- [ Beat ] I ... I thought we will be friends forever. Least till we die.

- - Oh, sincerely, I do not know how you can be serious.

I do not want to be a part of any part of you.

- Jee. Gosh. What a perfect surprise. I must change all my expectations. And our whole past has changed. I am so confused now.

- - Do you know this is all a kind joke? [ Beat ]

- How do you mean that? Kind? Wha

- - Kind, like not serious, a joke.

[ Thinking ] [ They look out , distance , search ]

- I am lost. I must go.

- - I know you are. I must go too. But we are not over.

We are not through.

- I do now know how you may mean.

This is not it. Not this ... I know we cannot.

I will enjoy the party. It will never be my birthday.

Thank you for teaching me this.

- - Good bye, dear reader. You have past.

- Bye. Enjoy the Never Whatever.

- - -  We  love  you . . . THE . . . END ! !